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You are persian IF...
1.)You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
2.)You refer to every other persian as a FOB.
3.)You have a fear of being deported.
4.)You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
5.)You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
6.)You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Bimmer or Mercedes.
7.)You can't spell worth a shit.
8.)You have a friend that designs websites.
9.)You think Black Cats have talent.
10.)You live in the suburbs but claim ATL!
11.)You keep a bottle of Skyy vodka in your freezer.
12.)You are studying to be a dentist.
13.)You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
14.)Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
15.)You think your uni-brow is sexy.
16.)You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
17.)You're sister is harrier than you.
18.)You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
19.)You can't sleep before 3 AM.
20.)You participate in gang bangs.
21.)You can actually justify a gang bang.
22.)You and your brother share girls.
23.)You'll sleep with 1,000 blondes but you'll never marry one.
24.)You trim your chest hairwith clippers and then move down south too!
25.)Yoy have ever watched the massacre of a sheep.
26.)You rap along to DMX in farsi.
27.)You refer to blacks as sousques.
28.)Your hair is a fire hazard.
29.)You've been clubbing since you were 15.
30.)All your white friends think you're a baller.
31.)You're parents are self-employed.
32.)Your cologne precedes you into a room.
33.)You cruise down South Beach blasting Andy.
34.)You only vacation in Miami or LA.
35.)You wear Gucci and Versace...during the day.
36.)You dream about girls in Iran taking it in the *** to keep their virginity.
37.)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.
38.)Your last name ends in "i" "ian" or "oli"
39.)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
40.)You think you're a DJ.
41.)Your friends nicknames end in "oush".
42.)You refer to weed as Yonjeh!
43.)You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia.
44.)You know the Persian Mafia hand sign.
45.)You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part.
46.)You tell people your half Italian.
47.)You find cow tongue appetizing.
48.)You have convinced yourself that your eyes are really green or blue.
49.)You always have a place to stay when you visit DC, Atlanta, Toronto, Dallas, or Santa Monnica.
50.)You know Ali.
51.)You have to explain to sefeeds that a visa is not a credit card.
52.)You listen to rap but talk shit about black people.
53.)You 'represent' yourself by your area code.
54.)You send shout outs.
55.)Your parents don't know the real you.
56.)Your refer to your dads friends as Amoo!
57.)You order hot tea at Chili's.
58.)Your parents have a samovar.
59.)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.
60.)You take dates out to chelo kabob.
61.)You've heard of Charlie Kebab's (Waytago PEJ!)
62.)You have a persian rug in every room.
63.)You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs.
64.)You go to persian concerts for the falloudeh.
65.)You think Fruit Roll-Ups are bullshit.
66.)You know lavashak is da bomb.
67.)You get pissed off when someone calls you an Arab.
68.)You refer to yourself as Zack or Mike.
69.)You actually like carbonated yogurt drinks.
70.)You've ever been in a fight because someone called you a camel jockey.
71.)You always taroff about who will pay.
72.)You either tip 2% or 50% but never 15%.
73.)You know how to flash your wallet and then put it back without paying.
74.)You only wear Adidas athletic wear.
75.)Your cell phone has a stupid-*** ring.
76.)Your grandmother insists you eat something everytime you visit her.
77.)You refer to your group as Khodemuni.
78.)You're intramural team consists of all persians and that one white guy.
79.)You name your pet Versace.
80.)You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go.
81.)You have ever participated in tax evasion.
82.)You like Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin"
83.)You'll listen to anything but country music.
84.)Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble.
85.)You know Samad is funnier than Jim Carrey.
86.)You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von".
87.)You get mad when you see a persian girl with a sefeed because you your *** is bigger.
88.)You say things like "It's all about being persian!"--what?!?
89.)Your AOL screen name is a cute persian word.
1.)You refer to yourself as a Persian, not an Iranian.
2.)You refer to every other persian as a FOB.
3.)You have a fear of being deported.
4.)You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes.
5.)You refer to a BMW as a BMV.
6.)You're always on the verge of trading in your Honda/Nissan for a Bimmer or Mercedes.
7.)You can't spell worth a shit.
8.)You have a friend that designs websites.
9.)You think Black Cats have talent.
10.)You live in the suburbs but claim ATL!
11.)You keep a bottle of Skyy vodka in your freezer.
12.)You are studying to be a dentist.
13.)You only hang out in droves of 12 or more.
14.)Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
15.)You think your uni-brow is sexy.
16.)You celebrate when you receive your citizenship.
17.)You're sister is harrier than you.
18.)You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu.
19.)You can't sleep before 3 AM.
20.)You participate in gang bangs.
21.)You can actually justify a gang bang.
22.)You and your brother share girls.
23.)You'll sleep with 1,000 blondes but you'll never marry one.
24.)You trim your chest hairwith clippers and then move down south too!
25.)Yoy have ever watched the massacre of a sheep.
26.)You rap along to DMX in farsi.
27.)You refer to blacks as sousques.
28.)Your hair is a fire hazard.
29.)You've been clubbing since you were 15.
30.)All your white friends think you're a baller.
31.)You're parents are self-employed.
32.)Your cologne precedes you into a room.
33.)You cruise down South Beach blasting Andy.
34.)You only vacation in Miami or LA.
35.)You wear Gucci and Versace...during the day.
36.)You dream about girls in Iran taking it in the *** to keep their virginity.
37.)You own a fake Rolex, Omega, or TAG.
38.)Your last name ends in "i" "ian" or "oli"
39.)Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
40.)You think you're a DJ.
41.)Your friends nicknames end in "oush".
42.)You refer to weed as Yonjeh!
43.)You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia.
44.)You know the Persian Mafia hand sign.
45.)You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part.
46.)You tell people your half Italian.
47.)You find cow tongue appetizing.
48.)You have convinced yourself that your eyes are really green or blue.
49.)You always have a place to stay when you visit DC, Atlanta, Toronto, Dallas, or Santa Monnica.
50.)You know Ali.
51.)You have to explain to sefeeds that a visa is not a credit card.
52.)You listen to rap but talk shit about black people.
53.)You 'represent' yourself by your area code.
54.)You send shout outs.
55.)Your parents don't know the real you.
56.)Your refer to your dads friends as Amoo!
57.)You order hot tea at Chili's.
58.)Your parents have a samovar.
59.)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room.
60.)You take dates out to chelo kabob.
61.)You've heard of Charlie Kebab's (Waytago PEJ!)
62.)You have a persian rug in every room.
63.)You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs.
64.)You go to persian concerts for the falloudeh.
65.)You think Fruit Roll-Ups are bullshit.
66.)You know lavashak is da bomb.
67.)You get pissed off when someone calls you an Arab.
68.)You refer to yourself as Zack or Mike.
69.)You actually like carbonated yogurt drinks.
70.)You've ever been in a fight because someone called you a camel jockey.
71.)You always taroff about who will pay.
72.)You either tip 2% or 50% but never 15%.
73.)You know how to flash your wallet and then put it back without paying.
74.)You only wear Adidas athletic wear.
75.)Your cell phone has a stupid-*** ring.
76.)Your grandmother insists you eat something everytime you visit her.
77.)You refer to your group as Khodemuni.
78.)You're intramural team consists of all persians and that one white guy.
79.)You name your pet Versace.
80.)You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go.
81.)You have ever participated in tax evasion.
82.)You like Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin"
83.)You'll listen to anything but country music.
84.)Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble.
85.)You know Samad is funnier than Jim Carrey.
86.)You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von".
87.)You get mad when you see a persian girl with a sefeed because you your *** is bigger.
88.)You say things like "It's all about being persian!"--what?!?
89.)Your AOL screen name is a cute persian word.
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