ways to turn down MEN

[jjbb]

..:: ways 2 turn down men ::..


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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


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Man: Is this seat empty?


Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.


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Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.


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Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?


Woman: I must have been given your share.

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Man: Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


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Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.


Woman: Okay, get out.

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Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?


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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?


Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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Man

: Can I have your name?

Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?


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Man: Shall we go see a movie?


Woman: I've already seen one.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

[jjbb]

man search ro check kardam chizi neshon nadad. badesh post kardam

[ali_jigar]

che ajab ye bar search karde thread zadi

[jjbb]

che ajab ye bar search karde thread zadi

akhe bache to chi migi?

[horiyeh]

lol jjbb che bacheyeh khooby hasty too!! search kardiii! barikkalla

[jjbb]

areh dige as bas ghor mizanan ke search konid neveshtam ke ghablan in karo kardam
az tashvighet mamnoon horiye khanom khobi?

[maloosak]

looooooool kheily bahal bid, kolly hal kardam dastet dard nakone jj joonam

[Sepideh_UK]

EYVAL kheily bahal bud. dastet dard nakone.

[rfhr918]

mersyyy jjbb jun khili jaleb booddd

[bluesky_152000]

nice tips jj. i can say these on jokes or else i wud really annoy them... but these are cool!