Farmers.
A farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I have to sleep with whilst your away!".
His wife looks up from the bed and replies,"I think you'll find that's a sheep!"
"Who said I was talking to you bitch!", retorts the farmer.
His wife looks up from the bed and replies,"I think you'll find that's a sheep!"
"Who said I was talking to you bitch!", retorts the farmer.