Mexican Words for the day

[Rasputin]

(Mexican Words for the day)
The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence.


1. *Cheese*

Rosita likes me, but cheese ugly.



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car

There's not mushroom.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen,

But che didn't know how to read, so I, shoulder..



4. * Texas *

When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!



5.. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece then che got herpes.



6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store

But ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!



8.. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife

But che said chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left but don't worry, wheelchair.



10.. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women..

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop...



13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.



14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?