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    * "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

    * "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

    * "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"

    * "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

    * "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

    * "Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

    * "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

    * "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

    * "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
    نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


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