JESUS WAS IRISH ?

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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

- HE NEVER GOT MARRIED

- HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB

- HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK




THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

- HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS

- HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW

- HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

- HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS

- HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL

- HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

- HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER

- HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS

- NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM




THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

- HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR

- HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT

- HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION