IRANIANS VS. AMERICANS !

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  • Cop
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2003
    • 6619

    #1

    IRANIANS VS. AMERICANS !

    Three American and three Iranian engineers are traveling by train to
    a conference. At the station, the three American each buy tickets
    and watch as the three Iranians buy only a single ticket.
    "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asked
    one of the three American.
    "Watch and you will see", answers one of the Iranaians .
    They all board the train. The Americans take their respective
    seats, but all three Iranians cram into the toilet and close the door
    behind them.
    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
    collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
    "Ticket,please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
    ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The American saw
    this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
    So after the conference, the American decide to copy the Iranians
    on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the
    station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their
    astonishment, the Iranians don't buy a ticket at all.
    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?", asks one
    perplexed American.
    "Watch and you will see", says one of the Iranians .
    When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet
    and the three Iranians cram into another one nearby. The train
    departs.
    Shortly afterward, one of the Iranians leaves his toilet and walks
    over to the toilet where the Ameican are hiding. He knocks on the
    door and says,"Ticket, please."

  • IQ
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 5035

    #2
    looooooooooool

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    • Nazanin
      Senior Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 9496

      #3
      Shenide boodam

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      • Cop
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2003
        • 6619

        #4
        ghalat kardi ke shenide boodi bi sho'ooor :P

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        • mahroz
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2003
          • 2420

          #5
          vay, chegadr in cop ba adabeh
          Man Golameh Gamaram, Geireh Gamar hich mago, pisheh man joz sokhan sham va shekar hich mago!

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          • Nazanin
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 9496

            #6
            Cop, nazar boland shamaaaaaaa

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            • Riaz
              Member
              • Apr 2005
              • 471

              #7
              manam shenideh boodam.

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              • RoadRunner
                Member
                • Dec 2003
                • 1644

                #8
                looool
                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                • Warrior
                  Newbie
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 24

                  #9
                  turke mire estakhr ahange titanic mizaran jav migiratesh ghargh mishe

                  age ghadimie bebakhshid az bikarie dige.

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                  • Nazanin
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 9496

                    #10
                    Ghadimi bood, we forgive u j/k

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                    • moonlight79
                      Member
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 1128

                      #11
                      cop bahal bod merc

                      warrior mercccccc joke to ham ba maze bod

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