Amrika

[Cop]

ye rashti mikhast bere amrika, behesh goftan: to ke hichi zaban balad nisti, mikhay chi kar koni? rashti goft: aooooo fekre onjash ro ham kardam, miram shomal Amrika!!

[Anonymous]

bahal bood merci

[Cop]

Anytime Sir dar khedmatim

[mahta]

heheheh

that was funny......

[nazy18]

LOOOOOOOL funnyyyy

[mahta]

hehe

yeah
that was funny

[Cop]

vayyy abb shodam az khejalaaat alakiiiiiiya

[yasaman]

Re:

vayyy abb shodam az khejalaaat alakiiiiiiya

loolll

[nazy18]

LOOOOOOOL @ cop :P :P

[mahta]

coP

HEY COP.,,,,YOU ARE JUST SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY....I ALWAYS CRACK UP WHEN I READ YOUR STUFF

[Cop]

vay mahta joon ghalbam zaeefe injoor nagooo va garna miyoftam roo dastetoon baad mikonamaa!!

[Anonymous]

good joke

i like that joke . but listen to this:
you should know some Algebra to get this joke:
HOW TO GET 100% OUT OF LIFE?
if a=1
b=2
c=3
& so on till z=26
plug in the above numbers for HARD WORD=86%
plug in the ATTITUDE=96%
plug in the BULL SHIT= 103%
so don't bullshit so much. start working hard & less bull shitting.

[Anonymous]

hi

[Anonymous]

hi :P :P

[RoadRunner]

plug in the ATTITUDE=96%

LoOoOL Shirali.. How Did U Manage 96% From Attitude?

Anyway.. I Think I'll Stick To My Calculation To Get Over 100% Out Of Life.. Check This:

IF...
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Can Be Represented As...
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26

Then...
HARD WORK = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 % Only
KNOWLEDGE = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 % Only

But...
ATTITUDE = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %

However...
BULLSHIT = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

It Stands To Reason That Hard Work And Knowledge Will Get You Close, But Attitude And Bullshit Will Put You Over The Top!