JOkE!!!

[samira]

1.Torke Dashte To Jangal Rah Mirafte Yehoo Ye Robahe Morde Mibine ...........Ye Nafase Rahat Mikeshe Mige Akheyish !!!!!!!! Khob Shod Morde Vaella Hatman Goolam Mizad!......

2.yeh bar eh kameun golabi dashteh merafteh eh golabi az kameun meyofteh bad megeh khoda hafez golabiya

3.az torke miporsan ghavitarin heyvan chiye mige morche migan chera?mige vala hafteye pish 1 morche omad to otaghe man donbalesh kardam raft to pirize bargh omadam ba sikh daresh biyaram lamasab anchenan lagadi behem zad part shodam onvare otagh

4.aaftab paraste mire roo jabeye medaad rangi "hang" mikone !!!

5.Be Torke migan boro zirdaryai ra ghargh kon.
Mire dar mizane, farar mikone:::::ddddddd(torke dige)

6.Torke clase raghs mizare, varshekast mishe
Chon be shagerdash shabash midade

7.Yebar be 1 rashtiye migan: bachato ba 7 nafar ba 1peykan bordan, mige: oooooo nemidonestam peykan 8 nafar ja dare

8.Be torke migan ba SINA jomle besaz mige: ma 1 bar ba abas ina raftim park:d

9.Be yeki migan ba JAM-E-JAM jomle besaz, mige: man har roz sobh jam o jam mikonam

10.Torke mahi pak mikone: mahiye tekon mikhore
Sare mahiye ra mikone zire ab mige: khafesho bemir

[Cop]

lol merci samira

[Rasputin]

LoL Nice joke . Thx Samira

[samira]

JOKE 2

1.Yek bar ye torke jelo ye gav istade bode, gava mige: MAAAAAAA torke mige ma bishtar

2.Torke Eynak AftaB Mizane Mire Joloye Darya Mige : Ahhh Cheghadr Noshabe !!!

3.Yek bar ye gave mire classe zaban, ta miyad biron bejaye MAAAA MAAAA mige: WE WE

4.Az arabe navar maghzi migiran mibinan 10 daghighe avalesh khaliye

5.Torke balaye derakhte chenar bode, dostesh azash miporse: “On bala chi kar mikoni???”
Mige: daram tut mikhoram! ! !
Dostesh mige: inke derakhte chenare! ! !
Mige: to jibame

6.Torke mire masjed, ta mikhad biyad biron mibine kafshash nist be khodesh mige man key raftam ke khodam khabar nadaram


7.Torke az tabagheye 100 mipare pain be tabaghe 50 ke mirese mige: ta injash be kheyr gozasht

8.Torke mire khastegari ye dokhtare, pedar madare dokhtare javabe rad midan migan dokhtaremon dare dars mikhone, mige: e pas miram 2saat dige miyam

9.Lore to los Angles dariush ra mibine mire behesh salam mikone, dariush mige: HAMVATAN SALAM. lore mige: ooooooof ajab keyfiyati

10.Be torke migan ye heyvan bego ke parvaz kone, mige: khar migand: mage khar parvaz mikone???mige khare yevaght kard

11.Be yeki perayde 141 neshon midan mige: esme in mashin chiye?? Mige:MAZDA oghdei

12.Torke mire nooshabeh bekhare mige ye nooshabeh khonak bedid lotfan
Saheb maghaze mige nooshabeh sard nadarim
Mige: pas ye nalbaki ham bedin

13.Torke khabesh sangin bode takhtesh mishkane

14.Ye torke najor tasadof mikone behesh migan chi shod?
Mige: man dashtam miraftam ona ham dashtan miraftand, nago miyomadand

15.Magasi mishine roye torke, torke mige : khoda ra shokr namordimo ye gohi shodim

16.Yeki ye bar balal mikhore ta chand rooz azan migofte

17.Be torke migan do dota (2x2) mige 5ta migan khare 4har ta mishe, mige: ahan az on lahaz

18.Torke miyofte to job baraye inke zaye nashe seda ghoti dar miyare


19.Ye pargar ra jav migire be ja dayere moraba mikeshe

20.Ye torke ra jav migire zang mizane bam zelzelaro be ohde migire

21.Be torke migan age hame donya ra behet bedan chi kar mikoni mige mifrosham miram kharej

22.Torke mire savare asansor beshe mibine neveshte zarfiyat 18 nafar mige hala 17nafar dige ra az koja biyaram

23.Torke har kari mikone bachash khabesh nemikhabe, behesh jel mizane

24.Pesar torke to otobos az ye dokhtari khoshesh miyad, piyade mishe shomare otobos ra yadasht mikone

25.Be torke migan ba lubia jomle besaz mige kocholo biya

26.Be torke migan ba tokiyo jomle besaz mige man khadijaro dost daram to kiyo???

27.torke babash mimire...tooye maraseme khatm,org mizane,miporsan chera org mizani?mage babat namorde...mige akhe daram ba dokme haye meshkish mizanam….

28.Be torke migan chera rafti to chah mige mikham amigh fekr konam8-\

29.Be torke migan chera rafti to chah mige mikham amigh fekr konam8-\

30.torke mire sarbazii oonja ye ax ba ye khari migire axesho mifreste bara mamanesh bara mamanesh minivise tavajoh: maman joon man oon balaeiaam na paeini eshtebah nagiirrr

[Rasputin]

Ghadimi ,vali ghashang.mamnoon khanoom

[jjbb]

kheily ba mazeh bood. merci