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  • maloosak
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 2753

    #1

    jooks

    يک اقائي از خانمش پرسيد سه تا حيوان نام ببر که با حرف خ شروع بشه زنش کمي فکرکرد وگفت :خودت-خواهرت-خدابيامرز مادرت
    farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
    beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte
  • maloosak
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 2753

    #2
    yeki az doostaye torke morde bood migan chera doostet mord? mige sam khord khodkoshi kard, migan pas chera sar o sooratesh kabood bood? mige akhe nemikhord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
    beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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    • maloosak
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2005
      • 2753

      #3
      تلويزيون داشته گل خداداد عزيزي رو به استراليا نشون ميداده، تركه تماشا مي‌كرده. دو سه بار كه صحنه آهسته گل رو نشون !!ميدن، تركه شاكي ميشه، ميگه: ‌حالا اونقدر نشون بده تا یه دفعه اون دروازه بان بگيردش
      E-mail : nima00744
      farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
      beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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      • maloosak
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 2753

        #4
        به تركه ميگن اگه همه دنيا رو بهت بدن چي كار ميكني؟‌ ميگه: ميفروشم ميرم خارج
        farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
        beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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        • maloosak
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 2753

          #5
          torkaro dastan mibordan otagh amal migan hamrah dari? mige are khamoosh kardam!!!!!!!!!!!!11
          farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
          beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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          • maloosak
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 2753

            #6
            به ترکه می گن برو يه کيهان (روزنامه) بخر.ده دقيقه بعد با يه خر بر می گرده
            می گن اين چيه رفتی گرفتی؟
            !!می گه کيهان نداشت همشهری گرفتم
            farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
            beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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            • maloosak
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 2753

              #7
              به ترکه ميگن اصول دين رو نام ببر . ميگه توحيد - عدالت - نبوت - ونک - رسالت
              farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
              beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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              • maloosak
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2005
                • 2753

                #8
                ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hala age baziash bimaze bood khodetoono naraht nakonin lol
                farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
                beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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                • mahsaak
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 4933

                  #9
                  MERSI MALOOSAK , AMA THREAD TEKRARI BOOD, BADESH BEHTAR BOOD TOO GHESMATE JOK AHYE FARSI MIZASHTI NA ENGLISH



                  MAHSA














                  [/CENTER]

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                  • nanakhafan
                    BEST Member of Spring
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 11016

                    #10
                    lool..



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                    • nikania
                      Member
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 512

                      #11
                      This is a really funny joke........hahahahahahah

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                      • maloosak
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 2753

                        #12
                        inja ke ghesmate jokaye english nist mahsa joon, inja jokaye iroonie jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigar
                        lol
                        farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
                        beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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                        • maloosak
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 2753

                          #13
                          ye dastgah misazan ke khariato neshoon mide, khare mire roosh: 100% khar
                          olaghe mire roosh:100% khar, torke mire roosh: 100 rahmat be khar!!!!!!!!
                          farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
                          beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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                          • donsaeid
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 28300

                            #14
                            maloos toke saro pa joki... chera dige inghadr jok mizari... JK

                            fadaye lopaye dokhtaronat... loool
                            نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                            «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                            صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                            • maloosak
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 2753

                              #15
                              joonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam?????????????????????? hesabeto be moghe miresam saeid joon hala bebin looool
                              farghe taghdiro jonoono hichkasi be ma nagofte
                              beza etefaghe akhar vase joftemoon biofte

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