Mosabegheh (Behtarin Joke-e Farsi )

[EverGreen]

yerooz ye dokhtare mire klisa,(church) doa mikone, mige: khodaya to be man khoshkeli dadi, servat dadi, hala azat mikham ye shohare khoobam behem bedi.
baad yeho ye torke az poshte dar miad biroon mige: eisa eisa (jesus) hol nade, khodam daram miram.

[EverGreen]

Ye rooz daneshmanda roo maghze ye japonio, ye amrikaio ye torke kar mikardan. maghze japoniaro mishkafan, taajab mikonan, migan: Wow in taraf maghzesh computer boode, roo maghze amrikaie kar mikardan migan: Wow in taraf daneshmand boodeh. Maghze torkaro ke baz mikonan mibinam ye sim az ye gooshesh be oon gooshesh rad shode, ta mikhan simaro bekanan, jofte gooshaye torke miofte.

[shabboo]

Torke tu WC miguze miad birun mibine 4 ta dokhtar vaisadan
birun,baraye inke zaye nashe migeX-->ah ah miguzan ab nemirizan
bere!!!(

[shabboo]

Baguri miguze,shirfarhad mige in chi bid??? migeX-->feshar
feshar vayumad - feshar be kun vaiumad,vaghti birun vaiumad - seda
ba bu vaiumad!!!khub bid???(

[shabboo]

رشتيه ميره خونه چراغ و روشن ميکنه ميبينه يکي رو خانومش خوابيده
چراغ رو خاموش ميکنه مياد بيرون ميگه جواب ابلهان خاموشيست!!!(X)

[rfhr918]

Rashtie Khanoomesh Mimire Sare Ghabresh Ba Gerye Mige X--
>awooooooooo Khanooooooooom Jan Belakhare Ye Shab Fahmidam Koja
Mikhabidi...(

[rfhr918]

Be Taraf Migan 1 Jomleye Falsafi Begoo??? Mige : Ahmagh Tarin
Adam Kasie Ke Be Ye Masale Etminane 100 Dar 100 Dashte Bashe...
Miporsan : Motmani? Mige X--> 100 Dar 100

[Rasputin]

VOTES UNTIL NOW !

EverGreen . 5

horiyeh . 4

abadani69. 4

green_president2004 . 3

Mahsaak. 2

Narges-Khanoom. 2

rfhr918. 2

Maloosak. 1

[abadani69]

saudi man:will you marry me?
American girl: Sorry, I am a lesbian!
Saudi man: What's a lesbian?
amrican girl:I like to have sex with girls!
Saudi man: Wow, I am also Lesbian!!!

[horiyeh]

torkeh machinesh too barf gir mikoneh, zangir nadashteh sineh mizaneh

[horiyeh]

yeh rooz torkeh mireh ghazvin to yeki a khiaboonash gooz mideh, agha ghazvinia mioftan donbalesh! torkeh hey az in kooche be oon kooche mireh akhareh sar shaky mishe, migeh chi mikhain?? ghazvinia migan boogh zady bayad savar kony!!

[green_president2004]

ye marde mikhaste bere oonvare khiaboon mige ye pooliam bendazam sandooghe sadaghat poolaro minadazeo mikhad ke ber oonvare khiaboon ye mashin behesh mizaneo mimire oon donya mire be oon fereshteha mige ke agha man k pool endakhtam komak kardam bad fereshteha migan iiyn poolet gooshe nadashte bid

[green_president2004]

pesar bache mire be mamanesh mige maman nemidoony too mahdekoodakemoon che harfhaye bady mizanan
madare mige azizam to yad nagiria,pesare mige na maman man ke mese oona koskhol nistam ke az in harfa bezanam az tokhme babam nistam age az in koseshera begam

[green_president2004]

بچهه داشته با اتوبوسش بازي ميكرده، هي ميگفته: قام قام... ايستگاه اول، كونيا درجلو، جندهها در عقب!...قام قام... ايستگاه دوم، جاكشا در جلو،كسكشا در عقب!! مامانش شاكي ميشه، ميگه بي ادب اين چيزا چيه ميگي؟! يقه بچهه رو ميگيره مي بره تو انباري زندانيش ميكنه. بعد از سه ساعت مياد بهش ميگه: آدم شدي؟! بچه ميگه: آره، ميگه: خوب حالا برو مثل بچه آدم بازي كن. بچه هم ميره اتوبوسش رو بر ميداره ميگه:... قام قام...ايستگاه سوم، زن قحبهها در جلو، مادرقحبهها در عقب...اون جاكشهايي هم كه ميگن چرا اتوبوس سه ساعت تاخير داره، برن ازون زنيكه جندهاي كه تو آشپزخونه واستاده بپرسن!!!

[Rasputin]

VOTES UNTIL NOW !

EverGreen . 5

horiyeh . 4

abadani69. 4

green_president2004 . 4

Mahsaak. 3

Narges-Khanoom. 2

rfhr918. 2

Maloosak. 1