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There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) to be shot
2) to be hung
3) to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! He was immediately gone. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap! He was dead as well.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me the AIDS shot." They gave him the
injection, and then he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Go ahead... give me another one!" So the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he was doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm
wearing a condom!"
1) to be shot
2) to be hung
3) to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! He was immediately gone. Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap! He was dead as well.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me the AIDS shot." They gave him the
injection, and then he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, "Go ahead... give me another one!" So the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he was doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm
wearing a condom!"
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