chandta chizaye bamaze

[asal67]

age ye roz beri safar age 2 roz bery safar age 3roz beri safar age 4 roz beri safar age 5 roz beri safar age 6 roz beri safar age 7roz beri safar (mishe 1hafte ke rafti safar)

be torke migan ghazanfar HIV gerefte mige :e pas GLX esho chi kar kard

Torke rafte boode haj , hey mizad be khooneye khoda ba gerye o zari migoft : Akhe khoda , chera mordi ?!! to bayad bazam omr mikardi !!! . Ye lore ke ino shenid dar omad goft : hoooy amo , mage torki ?! khoda ke nemimire , khoda shahid mishe

Fatvaye jadide Olamaye hoze elmiyeh: Agar ye pesar be ye dokhtar bege ghorboonet beram azizam, 20 zarbe shallagh dare!...............Agar bege ghorboonet beram khoshgelam 70 zarbe shallagh dare!..............vali Agar bege ghorboonet: beram elahi

be torke migan ta hala kari kardi ke kheyli zayeh kardeh bashi.migeh :are.ye bar khooneh tanha boodam ke dokhtar khalam behem zang zad goft man tanham bia pisham.vaghti raftam khoonash goft:man miram too otagh to 5daghigheh dige bia too.man ham bad az5 daghigheh raftam too otagh amma hameh dad zadand tavvalodet mobarak.behesh migan kojaye in zayeh bood.migeh:akheh man lokht raftam too otagh .........

torke mire sarbazi , 2re kolash ghermezi , achino bachin , ba sedaye chi ? morgh , daram roozi 2 ta tokhm mikone , chera 2 ta ? chon dasmale man zire derakhte albaloo gom shode , shayad poshte koo andakhtish ? " nakheir " , zanjire mano bafti ? " bale " , baba oomade baki oomade , oon kie bahash , zanbile to dasash ,chichi avorde nokhodo kishmish , bokhoro bia , ba sedaye chi ? gav , gave hasan che joore na shir dare na ... (vaghean neshasti hamasho khondi????!!!)>>>>>>moteasefam

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[abadani69]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool,kheily bahal boodan Asal joon. ey valla

[asal67]

ghorbanet atleast ur decent enuf to reply faghat va faghat obodania ba marefatan bekhoda

[asal67]

Torkaro be jorem kardane 60 nafar migiran mibaranesh pasgah migan kharpaty mage marizi60 nafaroo... mige baba chetone to resale neveshte yaro sharap mizane to gooshesh miga madary kojaye resale nevehste boro 60 nafaro bokon mige baba neveshe khodam khondam age ye rooz rooze nagiri bayad 60nafaro sir bokoni

Zane mire parchr bekhare yaroo behesh mige shoma nemikhat pool bedin yedoor az jelo be man bedin! bad zane mige eva haja agha injor ke nemishe khely gerooon dar miyad man bejash yedor az aghab beheton midam. yaroo mige be jane khodam aslan nemishe in ghymat kharidemone

ruze valentine ye ki mire kart postal forushi mige :agha karti darin ke rush neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani ? aghhe mige bale: ,mige pas lotfan 16 ta bedin

be rashtiye migan baraye jologiri az bache dar shodan chi kar mikoni???? mige man daro panjereharo az too ghofl mikonam

torke to w.c migooze miad biroon mibine 4 ta 2khtar vaysadan, vase inke zaye nashe mige: ah ah migoozan ab nemirizan bere!!!

[asal67]

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

[asal67]

ye torki be ye 2khtari mige ba man ezdevaj mikoni ? 2khtare mige man lesbianam , torke mige yani chi ? 2khtare mige yani 2s daram ba 2khtara sex dasht e basham torke mige : E manam ke lesbianam .......... :haha:

ye farse be ye torke mige ba SHADI jomle besaz, torke mige: pesar to chegadr...goshadi )

[asal67]

torke nisan maxima mikhare bad miad dame khoone parkesh mikone azash piade mishe ye zare varandazesh mikone bad khoshesh nemiad. mire ye satl range abi mikhare miad mishine kolle maximaye badbakhto abi rang mikone, bad dobare mire az door var andazesh mikone bad ye labkhand mizane mige ahan hala shod neysan

[asal67]

Apr 3 asbe zang mizane sirk mige agha bebakhshid onja to sirk bara man kary darin? sahabe sirkam ke az ghaza tork boode mige khob shoma honaretoon chie? asbe mige nafahm daram bahat harf mizanama

abadaniye kafe sahra dashte mirafte teshne khafan hey migofte ab ab kholase yeho mirese be ye cheshme ab dota dastasho mikone to ab mimale be moohash mige akhey rahat shodam tipam rikhte bood beham kaaa looooooooooooooooooool armani halesho bebar hahahahaha

Torke ye zane hamelaro mibine mige in chea to shekamet zane mige bachame mige doostesh dari mige are mige pas chera ghoortesh dadi LOL hahaha

[asal67]

be torke migan chi shod tork shodi?
mige valla ma bache ke boodim ye khar gazemoon gereft, oonmogheham ke vaksan maksan nabood dige
too ghazvin ye sekke miofte ro zamin, asar bastani mishe

[ravani-ravani]

eival kheili bahal budan, mordim az khande, chera az in joka ru msn nemigi?

[asal67]

loool chon naporsidi
khob hala ke doost dari vagooam jiiigal

[ravani-ravani]

asalake gole golabe jigale khodam, chera dige joke nemigi?

[asal67]

mage dalghakam ke 24/7 joke begam? looooooool

[lvliss_googoori]

loool