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  • abadani69
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 21339

    #1

    Names

    Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers
    and their small children.


    "You all have obsessions," he observed.


    To the first mother he said,


    "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."


    He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests

    itself in your child's name, Penny."



    He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol.

    This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."



    At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the

    hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."
  • Mazandaran
    Member
    • Jul 2006
    • 150

    #2
    lolol

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    • Dokhtar Bandari
      Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 1099

      #3
      LooooooooooooooooL
      I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
      I would be pure, for there are those who care;
      I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
      I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
      I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
      I would be giving and forget the gift;
      I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
      I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
      Howard Walter

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