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  • Nazanin
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 9496

    #16
    The Prisoner


    A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. "Be strong, honey. I love you".

    To which the wife responds: "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy,and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
    "Be strong,honey. I love you too"
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    • RoadRunner
      Member
      • Dec 2003
      • 1644

      #17
      muhahahahahahha
      A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
      But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
      "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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      • angel
        Member
        • May 2005
        • 207

        #18
        coool joke guys
        Emroz fardayest ke deroz galeash mikardim.

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        • Rasputin
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2005
          • 63906

          #19
          angel pulesho ekh kon biad dash

          iran

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          • iman
            Member
            • Apr 2004
            • 1438

            #20
            bitarbiataaa ishhh
            im/-\n

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            • Nazanin
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2004
              • 9496

              #21
              Vah vah vah, che ghalata

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