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  • RoadRunner
    Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 1644

    #16
    haha

    LY = Laughing Yavashaki .. (persinglish laughing)
    A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
    But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
    "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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    • Nazanin
      Senior Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 9496

      #17
      looooool

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      • IQ
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2005
        • 5035

        #18
        loooool

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        • Riaz
          Member
          • Apr 2005
          • 471

          #19
          Originally posted by IQ
          kheili naaraahati dige nemikhandim be jokaat.
          age toonestid nakhandid...

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          • IQ
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2005
            • 5035

            #20

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            • Nazanin
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2004
              • 9496

              #21

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              • RoadRunner
                Member
                • Dec 2003
                • 1644

                #22
                Originally posted by Riaz
                Originally posted by IQ
                kheili naaraahati dige nemikhandim be jokaat.
                age toonestid nakhandid...

                hahahah
                mikhandim.. vali yavash
                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                • Rasputin
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 63906

                  #23
                  A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would
                  ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

                  The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The
                  letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

                  The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe
                  coffee ad on a newspaper,and it said;
                  "Satisfaction, to the last drop."
                  So, the Mother was happy.
                  Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a
                  letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
                  So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says;
                  "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE."
                  The Mother was happy.

                  After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to
                  receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message
                  to arrive.

                  When it did the message simply said "IRAN AIR."
                  The Mother was concerned.

                  She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a
                  IRAN AIR ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read:

                  "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

                  iran

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                  • Nazanin
                    Senior Member
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 9496

                    #24
                    RedWine, hamin mishe vaghti post haye mano nemikhooni dige, miyai chizai ke man already post kardamo post mikoni

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                    • Rasputin
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 63906

                      #25
                      lol Nazi ...forgive me milady ,,,i read it in another place

                      Dige tekrar nemishe.

                      iran

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                      • Nazanin
                        Senior Member
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 9496

                        #26
                        hihihi dige ask for forgiveness nakoniyaaaaa, shookhi bood

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                        • RoadRunner
                          Member
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 1644

                          #27
                          hahaha
                          double post, double the laughter..
                          dava bi dava popcorn yadam rafte bekharam
                          A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                          But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                          "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                          • Rasputin
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 63906

                            #28
                            Five Kinds Of Sex


                            1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

                            2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

                            3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

                            4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "**** you!"

                            5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

                            iran

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                            • Rasputin
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 63906

                              #29
                              Amuzesheh Khanandegi...

                              Barayeh un dasteh az hamvatanane bikar !!!
                              Last edited by Rasputin; 11-19-2005, 03:52 AM.

                              iran

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                              • Nazanin
                                Senior Member
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 9496

                                #30
                                looooooooooool KHEILI bahal bood


                                @ Afghanistan

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