Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs..
While every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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Girls are like phones.. They like to be held and talked too..
But if you press the wrong button they'll disconnected you!
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Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I'm paying as little as I can sir!
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Woman complaining to dentist: I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling!
Dentist: Ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly.
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While every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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Girls are like phones.. They like to be held and talked too..
But if you press the wrong button they'll disconnected you!
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Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention!
Student: I'm paying as little as I can sir!
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Woman complaining to dentist: I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling!
Dentist: Ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly.
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