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ye ita'liya'i, ye ira'ni va ye torke da'wtan tarif mikardan cetory zana'wuno erza' mikonan. ita'lia'ie migeh: "man az waste pa'w woru mikonam ma'c kardan va miram tarafe ba'la', be unja'w ke miresam, ye zabun cap, ye zabun ra'st, un moqas ke divuneh miweh."
ira'niye migeh: "man az ba'la' woru mikonam, ma'c mikonam miram be mamaeh, baEd be na'f, be unja'w ke miresam divuneh miweh."
torke migeh: "man mixa'bam ruw mikkunam, mikkunam, mikkunam, mikkunam, boland miwam, ba' pardeh ke pa'k mikunam diva'neh miweh."

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ye weka'rciye mireh jangal weka're xers. baEd az cand ruz piya'dehravi ye xers mibineh. newuni migireh va tiro dar mikoneh vali az badwa'nsiw tire mixoreh ba'la'ye sare xerse be ye deraxt.
xerse midoe donba'lew va migiratew. ba' seda'ye xawene xersiw migeh: "to mixa'sti mano bokowi? ha'la' ke intor wod mikonamet."
va hesa'be weka'rciharo mirese. weka'rciham xuni barmigarde. fa'rda'w piwe xodew migeh: emruz digeh hesa'be in xerse kuntalabo miresam. tofangewo varmida'reh va mireh sora'qe xerse. doba're xersaro peyda' mikoneh. newuni migireh va tir mizaneh. ba'z ham tirew be xerse nemixore. xerse midoe donbalew va migiratew:
"to meseinke a'dam bewo nisti, pas ha'la' mikkonamet."
ruze sevvom weka'rciye ye tofange behtar varmida're va mireh sora'qe xerse. xub newuni migireh va tiro ke mizaneh ba'z be xerse nemixore. xerse midoe donba'lew va migiratew va behew migeh:
"ra'ssewo begu! to umadi inja' weka'r ya' umadi bedi?"

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This guy goes to a sa'ndevicforuwi and says: "ye sa'ndevice sosis bede boxorim?"
sa'ndevicforuw asks: "bepicam tu ka'qaz?"
The guy says: "na ba'ba', bepic tu moqavva' sir wim."

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ye doxtare arusi mikoneh va wabe hejleh be woharew migeh: "wir mixa'm." wohare mireh ye liva'n wir miya'reh va ta' mixa'd woruE koneh, doxtare doba'reh migeh: "wir mixa'm."
pesare mireh ye liva'n digeh wir miya'reh.
dafEeyeh sevvom ke doba'reh wir mixa'd va pesare wir miya're, doxtare migeh: "aaaaah, toham we ma'ro wala'feh wardi."

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la'tha'ye sare kuceh doxtara'ye mahallaro xeyli aziyat mikardan. yeki az doxtara' digeh kofrew dar mia'd va mireh ye sag bexareh ke la'tha' digeh donba'lew nayoftan.
dar parvarewga'he heyva'na't foruwandeh migeh:
- "xa'num sag najesse woma' biya' in meymuno bexar, ka'ra'te baladeh."
- "eh? cetorieh?"
- "ha'la' qawang niga'h kon!"
a'qa'he be meymune migeh: "ka'ra'te be sandali."
meymune mippare hava' va ba' ye zarb sandaliye a'qa'haro miwkaneh. a'qa'he doba'reh migeh: "ka'ra'te be miz."
meymune mippare ru miz va ba' ye zarb mizo da'qun mikoneh. doxtare meymuno mixare va mibare xuneh. sare kuceh yeki az la'to lutha' behew matalak migeh.
- "endafeh digeh mova'zeb ba'w ha'. in meymune man ka'ra'tat mikoneh."
- "a'reh arva' xikket, biya' ka'ra'te be toxmam."

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ye pesarbaceh kuculu ba ye doxtarbaceh ham sennosa'le xodew tu kuceh ba'zi mikardeh. doxtararo mibareh sare kuceh, migeh:
- "mixa'y unja'yi ke man xatneh wodam bebini?"
- "a'reh, bebinam."
- "una'ha', unvareh xiya'bun, tu un bima'resta'ne."

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ye ja'hele mireh xa'stega'ri. be pedar ma'dare arus migeh: "man ba'yad ba' arus tanha' sohbat konam."
dota'yiwuno mifrestan tuye ye ota'q. ja'hele k*rewo darmiya'reh migeh: "in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "xob k*reh digeh."
ja'hele migeh: "ey patiya'reh, to hatman xeyli az ina' didi ke ye zarb miduni ciyeh."
az doxtare xowew nemiya'd va mireh xa'stega'riyeh yeki digeh. doba'reh k*rewo dar miyareh migeh: "in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "k*r"
ja'hele doba're asaba'ni miweh: "*****h, pas ta' ha'la' xeyli az ina' didi."
dar xa'stega'riye sevvom doba'reh miporseh: "in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "duduleh"
ja'hele xowew miya'd va fekr mikoneh ke in ha'la' dar dora'n bacegi ye cizi wenideh va xola'seh a'xarew arusi mikonan.
wabe arusi miran tu ota'q xa'b. ja'hele leba'sawo dar miya'reh loxt va'misteh jeloye arus migeh: "bebin, to moqeike baceh budi wenidi ke be in migan dudul, vali ha'la' ke digeh arusi kardim esmewo behet migam. in k*reh."
doxtare migeh: "bah, pas to ta' ha'la' k*r hesa'bi nadidi, in duduleh."

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ye a'qa'yi zaneh ha'melawo mibareh doktor moa'yeneh. doktor moa'yeneha'wo mikoneh va migeh: "naxeyr, xa'numetun ha'meleh nist."
a'qa'he migeh: "doktor in wikamew umadeh ba'la'."
doktor: "na a'qa', in ba'deh."
ye ma'he digeh doba'reh miran doktor: "a'qa'ye doktor, indafe dige dorosteh."
doktor moAyeneh mikoneh, migeh: "ba'deh." ye ma'h badew digeh wikame zaneh xeyli umadeh budeh ba'la'. doba'reh miran doktor. marde migeh: "doktor jun, endafe digeh ewq ast." doktore moa'yeneh mikoneh, migeh: "naxeyr. ba'deh." a'qa'he migeh: "pas qorbunet ino moa'yeneh kon bebin k*reh ya' tolonbas!"

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jang nadideh: "a'qa' woma' dar jang - emda'deh qeybi - nadidin?"
az jang bargawteh: "baleh keh didim. yedafeh ruyeh ye tappeh ye goruhe emda'di bud, ye bomb ofta'd ru tappeh, hamawun qeyb wodan."
jang nadideh: "a'qa' woma dar jang isa'r ham kardin?"
az jang bargaSteh: "va'lla'h isa' nakardim. vali ye musa' kucikeh bud ma' bazivaqta' mikardim."

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ye pesare dulew mireh la'ye dar miwkane. mireh doktor bara'w ye cubi miza'reh. pesareh bozorg miweh va arusi mikoneh. wabeh hejleh ta' mia'd ka'rewo bokoneh yedafeh jariya'new ba'd az sa'lia'ne sa'l miwkaneh. zanew migeh: "eh? k*ret cubi bud?" migeh: "na, cubew k*ri bud."

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ye ba'ba'i be ye torke migeh a'qa' woma' torkin?
migeh xa'hew mikonam cewma'tun qawang mibineh

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az yek marde pa'kesta'ni (coming from pakistan) miporsand "how do you do( yani ha'le woma' cetori?)
Pa'kesta'ni java'b mideh :" In Pakistan the legs go up first".

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Seta' xa'nom ba'ham sohbat mikardand. Yeki azun yeki porsid:Woharat tora' wabi cand ba'r mikoneh?
goft wabi dah ba'r, tora' ci?
goft mano wabi pa'nzdah ba'r.
Bad un dota az un xa'nom porsidand,
goft woharam mano haftehi yek ba'r mikoneh AMA' M I K O N E H A' !

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Yek doxtari ke beka'ratew ro az dast da'deh budeh mixa'steh ezdeva'j kone. be ma'manew mozu ro mige va az un komak mixa'd.
Ma'darew behew migeh: ka'ri nada're, moqei ke xast wab bekone, ye duneh goje farangi beza'r la'ye pa'ha't.
doxtare in ka'r ro mikone va pas inkeh woharew ka'rew ro anja'm mideh, gojehe leh wodaro mizare ba'la'ye taqce. nesfe-wab, marde gorosne miwe, va pa' mi we gojeh ro mixore.
Sob doxtare ke pa' miweh mibineh gojeh nist, xeili na'ra'hat miwe va mireh piwe ma'ma'new va da'sta'n ro behew mige.
Ma'dare behew mige: aslan na'ra'hat naba'w, shabe arusiye man ba' ba'ba't, ba'ba't Hendeva'neh (watermelon)xord.

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Ma'dari baceaw ra' bara'ye a'va'lin ba'r borde bud ba' xodaw be hamma'm. Bace'he ke bara'ye avalin ba'r kose ma'daraw ra' did xeili tarsid va woru kard be gerye kardan.Ma'daraw goft cizi nist gerye nakon azizam in jarue
bace hamintor ke gerye mikard porsid pas dastaw ku?
mada're goft amma'n az daste to baceye fozul, dastaw piwe ba'bate wab bara'm mia're.