More Jokes 2

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Farqe ma'yo ha'ye qadim ba' jadid dar in ast ke ma'yo ha'ye qadim ra' ba'yasti dar a'vard ta dar kune a'dam dideh bewe; vali ba'yad dar kun ra ba'z kard ta ma'yo ha'ye jadid dide wavad!

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Be yek Turk migan ba' Abriwam (silk) yek jomleh besa'z.
Migeh: Hava' Abriwam Xubeh (Even the cloudy weather is good)

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yek xia'r va yek ba'demja'n va yek duleh da'wtand darde-del mikardand.
xia're mige:"Man xeili badbaxtam hamaw puste mano mikanand va qerec,qerec mixorand."
ba'demjuneh mige:"man az to badbaxtaram puste mano mikanand va bad to roqan sorx mikonand,inqadr bade keh nagoo."
Dooleh ba' geryeh mige:"man az hameh badbaxtaram waba' mano az xa'be na'z bida'r mikonand,mikonandam too ye sura'xe ta'rik,inqadr fewa'ram midahand ta' A'bam dara'd.

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yek ruz ye torke mire ba'za'r morq bexare. Mibine yek var morqha' 10 toman dunei, va unvar 1000 toman dunei.
Miporse. A'qa' farqe in morqha'i ke 10 toman hastand cie ba' unyekiha' ke 1000 toman hastand?
foruwande mige: morqha'ye 10 tomani AIDS da'rand, va morqha'ye 1000 tomani sa'leman.
Torke mige: xob pas 50 ta' as un 10 tomaniha' be man bede.
foruwande mige: A'xe mage xari martike. Ala'n behet goftam ke 10 tomani ha' AIDS da'rand.
Torke mige : A'xe mixa'him boxorimewun, na bokonimewun!

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Ye ruz yek armani ro komiteh dastgir mikoneh va be zenda'n mindazeh. Armani_yeh az hameh ja' bixabar keh hanuz gijeh az yek pa'sda'reh miporseh:"Ma'ra' bara'yeh ce inja' a'vardid?".
Pa'sda'reh java'b mideh "bara'yeh araq xori". Armanieh java'b mideh "Xob pas cera' nemia'rid boxorim. "

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yek turke dar jang golooleh mixore va toxmhayaw ra az dast mide. bar migarde wahr va con ke yeki az qahremanhaye jang bood behew dar yek eda're ka'r midand. az rayees miporse ce sa'ati bia'm sare ka'r, va rayees behew mige har ruz sa'ate ya'zdah bia' sare ka'r. cand ma'hi migozare ta' yek ruz mifahme ke eda're dar asl sa'ate hawt ba'z miwe. be rayees mige, jena'be rayees doroste ke man qahremane jang hastam vali woma' be man erfa'q nakonid, man ham mesle hame mitunam sa'ate hawt bia'm sare ka'r. rayees mige, dalile in ke goftam sa'ate ya'zdah bia'yee sare ka'r erfa'q nabud, dalilew in ast ke ma ta' sa'ate ya'zdah hic ka'ri nada'rim va hame miwinim dar yek ota'q va ba' toxmha'moon ba'zi mikonim. hala con ke woma' toxm nada'rid, man goftam sa'ate ya'zdah bia'id sare ka'r.

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Ye ruz yek torke tu jebhe sava're xarew bud va be ma'derew na'meh minevewt: "As jebheh be nanam, bala'i manam"

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yek ruz ye torke ba' xarew mire tu esta'diome futbol. Darba'ne midoe donba'lew va da'do farya'd mikone ke cera' a'madi to esta'diom ba' xaret. yek dafe torke java'b mide "eh Ali Da'i wo mitune bia're intu vali man xaramo nemitunam?" (Ali Da'i futbol ba'zi kone mawhurie ke da're ala'n dar time futbole Iran ba'zi mikone)

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ye zane yazdi be woharew mige ke azizam cikar da'ri mikoni?
marde mige da'ram "ootoo" mikonam, zane mige cera' "ootoo" mikoni biya' itoo bokon

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ye torke do tomaniw miyofte tu jub. kebrit mizade mikarde too jub kebrit xa'muw miwode. ye torke miya'd rad miwe behew mige "cika'r mikoni?" mige "harci kebrit mizanam mire tu a'b xa'muw miwe. on yeki torke mige "ceqad to ahmaqi, kebrito bebar zire a'b bezan!!!

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Yek wabi ye sia'hpusti da'wt bara'ye xodew miraft keh yek torki ra' mibine.
Torke ba' tajob nega'w mikone va bad az modati miporse:to wabi?
Sia'he asaba'ni miwe va migire torke ro hesa'bi kotakew mizane.
Torke na'ra'hat va zaxmi pa' miwe bere xa'ne, vaseye xodew mige:a'x ce wabe badi bud.
Ruze badew sia'haro doba're mibine va ba' tajob migeh: eh, to keh diwabi!!!

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Yek ruz yek zaneh mixa'st taxi bewine. Taxi ke mia'd, zaneh xam miwe va mige:"A'qa', Ha'fez mixore?" Ra'nandeye taxi javab mide:"Xa'num cera' Ha'fez bexore, man mixoram!!!"

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yek roz yek rawte da'wteh mirafteh xuneh ke hamsayeawro mibine.hamsayeh migeh:Ali a'qa koja hasty ke hasan a'qa ro "bala powtebum" da'reh zanet ro mikoneh .
Ali a'qa' ba'var nemikoneh va az peleha' mireh ba'la' va yek nega'hi mikone va mizaneh zireh xandeh .
hamsa'ye behew mige :ci wod?
Ali a'qa' mige: va'y xoda' da'ram az xandeh mimiram .man ta' ha'la' Hasan a'qa' ro kun loxt nadide budam.

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be ye torke migan ba' "hami o farid" ye jomle begoo.
mige:" woma'ha' ke ba' hamid cand nafarid????"

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Yek ruz ye zani ba' bacaw sava're taksi miwe va bad bacaw ke xari ra' mibinad ke ***ew dera'z bud be ma'ma'new mige ma'ma'n in cie ma'ma'new mige hici pesaram ra'nandeh t'ksi mige bah xa'num bena'zam be in ewteha' in hici nist!