تركه با دوتا از رفقاش تو كافه نشسته بودن، هر سه تا هم دستتاً دمق! خلاصه شروع ميكنن به درد دل، اول يكي از رفيقاش ميگه: ديروز تو كيف دخترم يك بسته سيگار پيدا كردم، آااي حالم گرفته شد. تاحالا فكرشم نميكردم كه دخترم سيگاري باشه. اون يكي رفيقش ميگه: بابا اين كه چيزي نيست، من پريروز تو كيف دخترم يك بست حشيش پيدا كردم، ازون موقع تاحالا فقط ميخوام بميرم! عمري فكر نميكردم دخترم عملي باشه. تركه يك آه از ته دل ميكشه، ميگه: بابا اينا كه چيزي نيست. من ديروز تو كيف دخترم يك بسته كاپوت پيدا كردم. تا امروز فكرشم نميكردم كه دخترم ك.....ر داشته باشه!
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sorry my farsi is bad
what is kaapoot mean??Comment
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condom loooolComment
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ohhhh loool... now it makes sense...funny bood!
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HA HA HA khayle bahall boodan
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be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli
nakon.miporseX-->nesfe digasho be ki midin??Comment
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Sisteme Ende Kelaso Nemikham ....Offe Send To All O Bikhod
Nemikham...Chate Makhfi Chate Penhoon Nemikham.....Are Onam Vali Pm
Nemikham.....Man Idiye To Ro Mikham ...To Ro Mikham Oona Ro
Nemikham....Addiye Add Listam Toii To Midooni Oona Ro
Nemikham .....Rotbeye Avvale Konkoor Nemikham ..BFe Khoshgel O
Pooldar Nemikham....Doost Daram Chatidano Vali Joz To Az Hich Kasi
Pm Nemikham...Bi To Man Yahoo Messenger Nemikham....To Ke Nisti
Systemam Ro Nemikham...Yeki Porsid Age Idit Hack Beshe ? Hatta In
Khiyale Zeshto Nemikham.....Man To Ro MiKHAM To Ro Mikham Oona Ro
Nemikham..Comment
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aghaye ahmadi nejadX-->khordane chaye shahrzad ro baraye
mardha manoo va baraye khanom ha khordane chaye ahmad ro mamnoo elam
kard!!!(Comment
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Be 1 torke migan: "pesaret rekord shekaste". migeX-->GOH
khorde man 1 gherun ham nadaram ke khesarato bedam!!!Comment
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ZANE MIRE DOCOTOR MIGE BEBKHSHID AGHAYE DOCTO UNJAM DART MIKONE
DOCTOR MIGE BASHE KHANUM BEZARIN MAN NEGASH KONAM MIGE EHHH AHGA KHEJALET BEKESH
DOCTORE MIGI CHEJOORI MAYANAND KONAM MIGE MIDAM BE SHUHARAM NAGHASHI KONE DOCTORE MIGE BASHE
FARDA ZANE NAGHASHIRO MIBARE MIDE BE DOCTORE DOCTORE MIGE BAH BAH BAH AJAB NAGHASHIYE KHANUM BEBAKHSHID SHOHARE SHOMA NAGHASHE ZANE MIGA NA *** KESHEComment
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Eyvaaaaaaaal Kheyliii Bahal Bood Mordam az khande
Damet garmComment
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5e5e55e 3aib
Aaaaaakhe Biii Tu Na Mitooonam
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Ok this is way off color so I put it here to make sure only 18+ can see it.
How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose????
2 A.S.S. and a beaver....LOL
I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
I would be pure, for there are those who care;
I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
I would be giving and forget the gift;
I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
Howard Walter
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didi dige nadashtim ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Comment
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Stop posting racist jokes youComment
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