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ye ruz be ye rawtiye migan :sala'm bad rawtiye mige: sala'm bi sala'm xa'num mord !!!

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be ya'ru torke migan cera' qorsa'to sare vaqt nemixori?
mige a'xe mixa'm microbe ha' qa'felgir wan

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ye rooz 3 ta siah poos ba ye torke cheraghe jadoo peyda mikonan vaghti ghoole cheragh miad biroon beheshoon mige faghat 1 arezoo mitoonin bokonin. siahpooste aval mige mano sefid kon sefidesh mikone .be siahe dovomi mige to che arezooyi dari mige manam sefid kon .be siah sevomi mige to chi? mige manam sefid kon.mirese be torke mige to che arezooyi dari ? mige in 3taro siah kon

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Be 1 ki migan ba' A'b o Barq o xa'k jomleh besa'z:
Mige : xa'k bar sare man ke mesle Barq A'bam miya'd.

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Lore ba'd az arusiw ba' hic kas dast nemide
migan cera' dast nemidi
mige a'xe dastam kosiye

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ye roz ye pesare ba' ma'ma'new mire hamum,dastewo mibare taraf *** ma'ma'ne bad mige ma'ma'n in cie?
ma'ma'new mige piwi.
ruz bad ba' ma'ma'n bozorgew mire hamom,az ma'ma'n bozorgew miporse?
cera piwi woma' az ma'l ma'ma'n bozorg la'qa'rtare?
ma'ma'n bozorg dar java'bew mige con piwi ma'ma'net ruzi 1 kilo guwt mixore.

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a'qa' be ie torke migan cera' esme in xia'bun vali asre
mige ce soa'le xubi porsidi
bexa'tere inke age woma' sob beri tu in xia'bun xabari nist , zohr beri xabari nist , vali asr ......

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yek ruz yek turkeh a'wqa'l mireh tuyeh cewmew.
mireh joloyeh a'yneh va wuru mikoneh beh fut kardan tu a'yneh. ba'd az candin sa'at yek turkeh digeh miya'd. wuru mikoneh beh soa'l kardan.
miporseh "ceh ka'r mikoni".
un java'b mideh "a'wqa'l rafteh tu cewmam va da'ram fut mikonam keh darew biya'ram". va turkeh digeh migeh "xar. to ceqad ahmaqi.
cera' ka'reto saxt mikoni. begu beh un to cewmeh to fut koneh"

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Ye Ruz Ye Torke Mire xunaw , Mibine Ye Marde qaribe To Ota'qe Zaneweh !! Mifahme joke va Ewteba'hi Oomade , Barmigarde Rawti Mia'd!!

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ye ruz torke xodewo send to all mikone bad yahoo xar tu xar miwe

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be tourke migan:ba' xa'k & a'b & barq jomle besa'z mige: xa'k bar sare man ke a'bam mesle barq miya'd.

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yeba'r be torke migan baladi gita'r bezani?
mige na vali ye da'da'w da'ram .... unam balad nist

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midunid xowbaxtarin cize donya' cie?
samavare
con dastewo mizane kamarew va ye melaty az ***ew a'b mixoran.!

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Ye ruz ye ba'ce hezbolla'hi ruie peiqa'mgire xunawun miza'reh: lotfan bad az wenidane sureh ba'qareh peiqa'me xud ra' begoza'rid.

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ye ruz torke mire piwe doktore rava'n pezewk o mige a'qa'ye doctor moddatie ke donya' bara'm yeknava'xt wode o dige bi xia'le donya' wodam.
doctore mige cetor junam biwtar tozih bede?
torke mige a'qa'ye doctor bixia'le donya' wodam dige masalan hamin ala'n ke da'ram ba' woma' sohbat mikonam enga'r da'ram ba' ***am harf mizanam.