Jokes Jokes Jokes

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az ye qazvinie miporsan "KOON" cand harfe?
mige:"HARF NADA'RE"!

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ye roz ye torki da'wte porteqa'l pust mikande mige eyka'w tuw moz ba'we

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ye ruz ye rawtie film super nega'h mikarde ta' zanewo mibine mizane zire xande
hame migan ce bi qeirati cera' mixandi?
mige xoda ro wokr ke filme

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az torke miporsan ema'me avale moslemin esmew ciye?
miga hasane,migan na mige hoseyne,
migan na ba'ba' onke wamwirew ham xeyli marufe.
mige a'ha'n zudtar migofti zoroe

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torke ba' dustew miran doktor..torke az monwi meporse bebaxwid xa'num ceqad tuwe?(manzorew: cand nafar dar otaqe doktoran) monwi asaba'ni bar migarde va mige, a'qa' adabet koja's? doste torke mepare vasat o mege xa'num mohtaram manzure dustam *** nist!

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midoonid farghe einak ba film super chie? einako mizanand ta bebinand vali film supero mibinand ke bezanand!

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ela'mie jadide veza'rate behda'wt: xordane *** bara'ye sala'mati bad ast con ke 5% un edra'r 3% asid 2% carbi va 90% etia'd a'var ast pas kam boxor hamiwe boxor

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yeh rawtieh zanew mimireh mireh wirini paxw mikoneh ...
yeki migeh a'xeh cera' wirini paxw mikoni?
migeh a'xeh emwab avalin wabieh keh midunam zanam koja' xa'bideh ...

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ye toke mire amrika phd begire hiv migire

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morqe period bude omlet mide birun

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gusfande nax mixore tasbi mirine

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age goftin 4 ta' xar ce juri ruye ham sava'r miwan?
ye torke bacawo kul mikone sava're xar miwe mire ruye qabre ba'ba'w va'y miste

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be ye mohandese sa'xteman migan nazaret ra'je be sa'xtema'ne badane xa'noma' cie?
mige:namaw harf nada're,ha'lewam biste,heyf w.c va pazira'eiw kena're hame!!!

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ye ruz 1 cos mireh gofta'r darma'ni miwe guz.

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ye ruz ye torke raft doktor goft a'qa'ye doktor: cand vaqtie ke doca're bitafa'voty wode am .
doktore mige yani ci?
torke mige yani inke ala'n woma' ro toxmam ham hesa'b nemikonam.