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[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz ye piremarde mimire bad ye wab mire tu xa'be pesaraw be pesarew mige danundana'ye mano bara'm befrest
migan cera'
mige cun inja' ke hastam hamaw azam miporsan ci mixori
mixa'm begam *** migam chuuuuos

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz xa[har hossein fahmide ba' hossein reza'za'de ezdeva'j mikone migan angizeye woma' az in ezdeva'j ciye?
mige ma' xa'neva'degi a'dat da'rim berim zire ta'nk

[Rasputin]

aksaran tekrarien, dousteh aziz, jocke jadid bezar pls !!

[FATOURAEE]

age goftin be torke maqrur va az xod ra'zi ci migan?
XARRAZI .
ha'la' age goftin be torke xeyli az xud ra'zi ci migan?
KAMA'LE XA'RAZY

[FATOURAEE]

va in ham xa'tera'te ye basijiye az jang:
ya'dew be xeyr xa'tera'te jang, baceha ba' ROYA' mixa'bidand
ba' SEPIDE sobh bida'r miwodand
ba' SAHAR amaliat mikardand
ha'ji miraft ru MINA'
manam SIMA' ro loxt mikardam!

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz rawtie mirese be torke mige xa'k bar saret
a'berut raft
torke mige cera'?
mige a'xe diwab zanam tu ***** xa'ne dide budet!

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz 3 ta xala'f ka'r ra' migiran mibaran bara'ye mijazat ***a'wuno qat konan .
avali hizom wekan bude ba' taba'r mizanan hizom wekan mige a'h.
dovomi naja'r bude ba' arre miboran
mige ah ah .
sevomi a'b naba't foruw mie migan ma ce juri ***e ino qat konim?
a'b naba't foruwe mige inqadr bemak ta' tamum bewe

[FATOURAEE]

be ye torke migan 20 melyon toman behet midim agar 100 ta nun barbari boxori
torke mire ye nim sa'at bad mia'd
migan koja' rafti?
mige raftam emteha'n kardam didam mitonam 100 ta' nun boxoram
bad omadam inja' 100 ta' non barbari boxoram

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz ye arabi a'bew namyumadeh, jeloye ***ew pia'z qa'c mikoneh.

[FATOURAEE]

ye bacehe be ba'ba'w mige ba'ba'jun vaqty woma' ba' ma'ma'n raftin ma'he asal manam ba'ha'tun budam??
ba'ba'he mige:a're pesaram raftana' ba' man budi bargawtana' ba' ma'ma'net

[FATOURAEE]

ye ruz be ye rawtiye migan :sala'm bad rawtiye mige: sala'm bi sala'm xa'num mord !!!

[Rasputin]

dousteh aziz, in jocka aksaran tekrarien ! pls new jocks bezar agar mituni !

[FATOURAEE]

be ya'ru torke migan cera' qorsa'to sare vaqt nemixori?
mige a'xe mixa'm microbe ha' qa'felgir wan

[FATOURAEE]

ye rooz 3 ta siah poos ba ye torke cheraghe jadoo peyda mikonan vaghti ghoole cheragh miad biroon beheshoon mige faghat 1 arezoo mitoonin bokonin. siahpooste aval mige mano sefid kon sefidesh mikone .be siahe dovomi mige to che arezooyi dari mige manam sefid kon .be siah sevomi mige to chi? mige manam sefid kon.mirese be torke mige to che arezooyi dari ? mige in 3taro siah kon

[FATOURAEE]

Be 1 ki migan ba' A'b o Barq o xa'k jomleh besa'z:
Mige : xa'k bar sare man ke mesle Barq A'bam miya'd.