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ye roz ye pesare ba' ma'ma'new mire hamum,dastewo mibare taraf *** ma'ma'ne bad mige ma'ma'n in cie?
ma'ma'new mige piwi.
ruz bad ba' ma'ma'n bozorgew mire hamom,az ma'ma'n bozorgew miporse?
cera piwi woma' az ma'l ma'ma'n bozorg la'qa'rtare?
ma'ma'n bozorg dar java'bew mige con piwi ma'ma'net ruzi 1 kilo guwt mixore.

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Lore ba'd az arusiw ba' hic kas dast nemide
migan cera' dast nemidi
mige a'xe dastam kosiye

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Ye Ruz Ye Torke Mire xunaw , Mibine Ye Marde qaribe To Ota'qe Zaneweh !! Mifahme joke va Ewteba'hi Oomade , Barmigarde Rawti Mia'd!!

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a'qa' be ie torke migan cera' esme in xia'bun vali asre
mige ce soa'le xubi porsidi
bexa'tere inke age woma' sob beri tu in xia'bun xabari nist , zohr beri xabari nist , vali asr ......

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ye ruz torke xodewo send to all mikone bad yahoo xar tu xar miwe

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yek ruz yek turkeh a'wqa'l mireh tuyeh cewmew.
mireh joloyeh a'yneh va wuru mikoneh beh fut kardan tu a'yneh. ba'd az candin sa'at yek turkeh digeh miya'd. wuru mikoneh beh soa'l kardan.
miporseh "ceh ka'r mikoni".
un java'b mideh "a'wqa'l rafteh tu cewmam va da'ram fut mikonam keh darew biya'ram". va turkeh digeh migeh "xar. to ceqad ahmaqi.
cera' ka'reto saxt mikoni. begu beh un to cewmeh to fut koneh"

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ye marde kalaw mixore be diva'r , diva'r pof mikone

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yeba'r be torke migan baladi gita'r bezani?
mige na vali ye da'da'w da'ram .... unam balad nist

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be tourke migan:ba' xa'k & a'b & barq jomle besa'z mige: xa'k bar sare man ke a'bam mesle barq miya'd.

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tu gazvin tu safe nun va'yi yenafaro ba'rq migire hame tusaf mimiran

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ye marde a'b ***ew nemia'd, pia'z zire ***ew rande mokone!

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Ye ruz ye ba'ce hezbolla'hi ruie peiqa'mgire xunawun miza'reh: lotfan bad az wenidane sureh ba'qareh peiqa'me xud ra' begoza'rid.

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ye roz do ta' magas ke zan o wohar budan ba' ham da'ran ann mixoran zaneh be woharew migeh man to ra' az in aneh ham bewtar dust da'ram

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kodum hivuneh ke hamaro miwna'se?
gusfandeh bexa'tereh inkeh har ky ro mibineh mige ba

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midunid xowbaxtarin cize donya' cie?
samavare
con dastewo mizane kamarew va ye melaty az ***ew a'b mixoran.!