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  • Nazanin
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    • Feb 2004
    • 9496

    #16

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    • IQ
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      • Feb 2005
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      #17

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      • RoadRunner
        Member
        • Dec 2003
        • 1644

        #18
        Originally posted by Riaz
        Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale an it said "One at a time".

        my fav.
        lool
        good one =)
        A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
        But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
        "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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        • RoadRunner
          Member
          • Dec 2003
          • 1644

          #19
          Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

          Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

          Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

          Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

          Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

          Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

          Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

          Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

          Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

          Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.


          hahah sorry if some of them are repeats from earlier..
          they r funny no matter how many times u hear them anyway
          A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
          But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
          "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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          • Nazanin
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 9496

            #20
            looooooooooooool makhsoosan @ the Burger King one!!

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            • Rasputin
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2005
              • 63906

              #21
              lol frost ,mano yade army mindazi

              iran

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              • RoadRunner
                Member
                • Dec 2003
                • 1644

                #22
                lol Red.. =)
                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                • RoadRunner
                  Member
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1644

                  #23
                  oh. ye yo mama daram vali ye khorde bad'e .. but i am gonna say it anyway *hihi* *evil grin*


                  yo mama is so ugly that if i had a face like hers i'd teach my butt to speak

                  lool
                  A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                  But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                  "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                  • Rasputin
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 63906

                    #24
                    frost tuye army in siah ha joke ma budan, jhar kare badi ya chizi mikhasti,bayad mirafti pahluye una vali mtuye war behtarin budan kheili shoja.

                    iran

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                    • Nazanin
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 9496

                      #25
                      Frosty

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                      • RoadRunner
                        Member
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 1644

                        #26
                        Originally posted by RedWine
                        frost tuye army in siah ha joke ma budan, jhar kare badi ya chizi mikhasti,bayad mirafti pahluye una vali mtuye war behtarin budan kheili shoja.
                        dameshon garm
                        A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                        But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                        "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                        • Rasputin
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 63906

                          #27
                          nah hamchin frost. vaghti barmigashtan ba fighter, jenazashun ro bayad az sandali ma var midashtim

                          iran

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                          • RoadRunner
                            Member
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 1644

                            #28
                            Originally posted by RedWine
                            nah hamchin frost. vaghti barmigashtan ba fighter, jenazashun ro bayad az sandali ma var midashtim
                            hahaha
                            bood o nabod'eshone mirikhtan to assignment pas ..
                            khobe ke to aragh'e khodshon to cockpit ghargh namisodan pas
                            A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                            But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                            "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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                            • Rasputin
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 63906

                              #29
                              frost i was in Balcan war ,not Gulf war.

                              iran

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                              • RoadRunner
                                Member
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 1644

                                #30
                                Originally posted by RedWine
                                frost i was in Balcan war ,not Gulf war.
                                oh
                                A Good Friend Would Come And Bail You Out Of Jail..
                                But A Real Friend Would Be Sitting Next to You, Saying:
                                "Damn.. That Was Fun."

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