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  • Rasputin
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2005
    • 63906

    #1

    Be Funny

    A comedian can see through phoniness to reality and show it to other people.

    Steps:

    1. Don't take yourself or your work too seriously.

    2. Keep your wits about you. Be quick with your responses, because much of humor is getting the timing right.

    3. Know that life is covered by a veneer of phoniness, and see through that veneer. See things for what they are.

    4. Accept the facts as they are, but exaggerate or distort those facts to draw attention to them.

    5. Make up games to make the day-to-day aspects of your life more entertaining. For example, figure out why the people in the other cars look the way they do when you're stuck in a traffic jam.

    6. Bring to life characters and stories that people can relate to and recognize in their own lives. Remember that your life is the subject matter you know best, so use it.

    7. Read your audience and time your jokes correctly. Use pauses to allow the audience - your co-workers, your spouse or whomever - to absorb the humor.

    8. Have confidence in your observations and stories.

    9. Relax and enjoy life.

    Tips:

    There are many different kinds of comedians, such as Jim Carrey, who is a caricaturist, or Bill Cosby, who is a storyteller. Both of them show us characters we recognize, either from our own lives or universally. Fat Albert, for example, was a real character from Bill Cosby's childhood.

    I was flying coast to coast and had a fainting spell on the airplane. Paramedics wheeled me off the plane on a gurney and treated me in the waiting area. It looked worse than it was, but one kid was horrified by the scene at hand. As I rolled by I said, "That's the last time I use that travel agent." The kid didn't laugh, but the paramedics loved it.


    Warnings:

    Most good jokes fail because of bad timing.

    Don't believe your own press.



    iran
  • khanoomi
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2005
    • 5597

    #2
    redwin kheili sakhte
    خواهی که جهان در کف اقبال تو باشد؟ خواهان کسی باش که خواهان تو باشد

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    • Rasputin
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2005
      • 63906

      #3
      green president, donbaleh in migashti aziz !?

      iran

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      • golgol85
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2006
        • 4957

        #4
        some people just have more of a tendency to be funny than others. Its not really controlable, i guess its something inside.

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        • Rasputin
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2005
          • 63906

          #5
          Originally posted by golgol85
          some people just have more of a tendency to be funny than others. Its not really controlable, i guess its something inside.
          iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan !

          iran

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          • Armageddon
            Member
            • Mar 2006
            • 921

            #6
            Originally posted by RedWine
            iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan !
            Hamamoon ya hamashoon?

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            • green_president2004
              Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 1304

              #7
              merc rw jan haminest

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              • Sepideh_UK
                Senior Member
                • May 2006
                • 2226

                #8
                Red WIne dastet dard nakone


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                • donsaeid
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 28300

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedWine
                  iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan !
                  yani to irani nisti? che ajab... mozo pichide shod...

                  vala funny hastan ama faghat khodeshon funny bodaneshono dark mikonan... baraye kharejia tanzeshon chandanam mazedar nist
                  نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                  «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                  صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                  • golgol85
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 4957

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Armageddon
                    Hamamoon ya hamashoon?
                    haha, hamamoon

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                    • golgol85
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 4957

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedWine
                      iruniha keh mashalla ,hamashoun funny ppl hastan !
                      jaleb tar injast ke nesfe jomle be farsiye va bad nesfesh be english "funny ppl". aghaye mohtarame irooni, shoma ke inghadr maze mirizi lotfan jomle ra kamel be farsi begoo!

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                      • Rasputin
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 63906

                        #12
                        Originally posted by golgol85
                        jaleb tar injast ke nesfe jomle be farsiye va bad nesfesh be english "funny ppl". aghaye mohtarame irooni, shoma ke inghadr maze mirizi lotfan jomle ra kamel be farsi begoo!
                        hahaha.you are a funny lady !

                        iran

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                        • golgol85
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 4957

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RedWine
                          hahaha.you are a funny lady !
                          not as funny as you are salt shaker! (translate the last part of the sentence to farsi and it will make more sense than in english)

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                          • Rasputin
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 63906

                            #14
                            In real life,i am not funny man ! my careers,made me akhmou man. hahahaha

                            iran

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                            • golgol85
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 4957

                              #15
                              then you are a young man with an old heart? akhmou is not good, you'll need botox in a couple years to get rid of the wrinkles on your forehead and i dont do botox, so ull be out of luck and then you have to risk having a kaj o kole face

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