The problems with GUYS

[Cop]

The problems with GUYS:



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

[mahroz]

jkhg

khobeh khodetonam migida
badbakht dokhatar

[ToXiC]

And here R tha problems with gals!


If you kiss her,
You´re not a gentelman
If you don´t
You´re not a man
If you´re well dressed
She says you´re a playboy
If you don´t
You´re a dull boy

If you´re jelous
She says it´s bad
If you don´t
She says you don´t love her
If you´re a min. late
She complains it´s hard to wait
Is she´s late
She says that´s how girls do it
If you visit another man
You aren´t putting "quality time" in
If she´s visited by another woman
"Oh it´s natural, we´re girls"

If you kiss her once in a while
She says you don´t have any feelings
If you kiss her often
She says that you´re taking advantage
If you stare at another woman
She accuses you of flirting
And if another man stares at her
She says they´re just admiring
If she talks
She wants you to listen
Is you listen
She wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex!
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

[Nazanin]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh baba cheh khabareh? Cheghadr irad migirim maha az hamdigeh!! Digeh shooresho daravordima! looool j/k