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  • mike435
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 2104

    #1

    LAdies response ONLY, thanks

    hi can the ladys who read this please post one of the most memrobale joke a guy has told you especially if it is in farsi

    i need some help going to a party, lots of persian girls and i need to have an edge

    thanks


    G-d determines who walks into your life....It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


  • abadani69
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 21339

    #2
    looooool Mike, trying to be funny for the ladies? loooool

    check out my jokes in the joke section

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    • Dokhtar Bandari
      Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 1099

      #3
      Khob dardet chieh bacheh ke en thread ro gozashti? Dobareh dari joftak mizani?
      I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
      I would be pure, for there are those who care;
      I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
      I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
      I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
      I would be giving and forget the gift;
      I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
      I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
      Howard Walter

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      • mike435
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2006
        • 2104

        #4
        nemifahmam ama mishe ye joke begid


        G-d determines who walks into your life....It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


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        • abadani69
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2005
          • 21339

          #5
          mike, ini ro ke migam boro be dokhtara begoo, ghashang mesle lahjeye man:

          Ya rooz ba khane neshaste boodim tokhme mishkastim ke yeho telephone zang zad, goosh ro bar dashtim goftim kista, goft: Shoma khar asta

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          • EverGreen
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2004
            • 2427

            #6
            looooooooooooooooool arman.

            akharesho yadet raft begi. "hob"
            born to be successful.

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            • maryam9
              Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 644

              #7
              Originally posted by mike435 View Post
              hi can the ladys who read this please post one of the most memrobale joke a guy has told you especially if it is in farsi

              i need some help going to a party, lots of persian girls and i need to have an edge

              thanks
              I'm a woman and im telling you this: That wont get you anywhere

              Its all about whether we're comfortable around you or not and your personality. Confidence is important, but not being soooo confident that you act like an idiot and make a fool of yourself.

              (Believe it or not, but its so obvious when someone's insecure and not acting themselves, and instead theyre putting on an act - bear that in mind).
              Last edited by maryam9; 12-06-2007, 06:07 AM.
              Mary's back, back again

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              • indian_blues
                Member
                • Aug 2006
                • 1893

                #8
                aww mike's experiment
                “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

                If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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                • ronit
                  Member
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 51

                  #9
                  khob man yey joki daram ke yey pesari gofte beman:"yey gf-doost dokhtar az doost pesaresh miporse roo chichi daran pesara hrfbezanan moghe ke jam mishan, chichi migan???
                  pesaro am na midonost javabesh bede paz gofte " vala namidonam hmin chia ke shoma dokhtara migit ma hm migim"
                  dokhtaro :"vayyyyyyyyy paz kheili bitarbiyatit"
                  khoobe????????

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                  • DokhtarIrooni
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2347

                    #10
                    dont know which one is most memrobale

                    Ye pesare mire khoone ye dokhtare khastegari. Dokhtare yekam sibil dasht, va pesare ziyad khoshesh nayoomad. Pesare nakhasto dasht miraft ke dokhtare zad zire gerye. Pesare raft pishe dokhtare baghalesh kardo goft: "Narahat nabash, mard ke gerye nemikone"
                    ~ Bahar ~

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                    • DokhtarIrooni
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2347

                      #11
                      Ye esfahanie az mosaferat miyad khoone mibine pedaresho dadashesh rishashoon kheili boland shode. Fekr mikone ettefaghi oftadeo mige: "Begin dige chi shode??" Pedare mige: "Toole sag chera tigho ba khodet bordi??"
                      ~ Bahar ~

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                      • ronit
                        Member
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 51

                        #12
                        shayad inaro fahmidi dige vali bazam migam,
                        ina chanta calame ke pesara migan be dokhtara:
                        1) ne midonam chera gole ghashangi mesle to too zene kasife meslle man hst.......
                        2)mahlome ke baghgooneton kheili khobe, ke toonose gol meslle to ghashang kone....
                        3)saret kheili dard mikone, na? choon dari to makhzom koli kar mikoni....
                        4) 30 sal baghgonam vali anoz nadidam gole ghashang mesle to...
                        5)bebakhshid, mitoni begi chegor miram? (coja?) to ghalbet!
                        6)az vakht ke didamet fahmidam ke to azshokolad shirintari
                        khob dige nadaram.............

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