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  • abadani69
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2005
    • 21339

    #1

    Men are Hard to Please

    Men Are Hard To Please

    The problems with GUYS:

    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    If u
    Don't, he says u are PROUD.
    If u
    DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
    If u
    Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.

    If u
    ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    If u keep
    QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
    If u are
    SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    If he's
    Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    If u don't
    Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    If u
    Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
    If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
    If u
    do!! he says u are CHEAP.
    If u tell him your
    PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
    If u
    don't
    , he says that u don't TRUST him.
    If u
    SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    If he
    SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    If u
    BREAK
    your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
    If he
    BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
    If u
    SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    If he
    SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

    If u do
    WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
    If he does
    WELL, it's BRAINS.
    If u
    HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he
    HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
    & sooo hard to please!!!!!
  • Dokhtare_Malous
    Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 1819

    #2
    yes they are all the truth but not all of them are like that i hope albate

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    • donsaeid
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2005
      • 28300

      #3
      but all of them is true about girls
      نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


      «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
      صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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      • Dokhtare_Malous
        Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 1819

        #4
        well i don't know about that

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        • abadani69
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2005
          • 21339

          #5
          looool,no comment about girls

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          • Dokhtare_Malous
            Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 1819

            #6
            daghighan NO COMMENT about GIRLS

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            • donsaeid
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2005
              • 28300

              #7
              what makes girl so damn holy to not comment on them?
              نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


              «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
              صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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              • abadani69
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2005
                • 21339

                #8
                manzooram in bood ke dar on chizhai ke neveshte shaki nist va nemishe commenti dad

                Originally posted by donsaeid View Post
                what makes girl so damn holy to not comment on them?

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                • Dokhtare_Malous
                  Member
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1819

                  #9
                  aslan guys and girls are all holy in their own way va aslan mohem nist fekr konam

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                  • donsaeid
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 28300

                    #10
                    no! we are not holy! if we were we wouldnt do mistakes in our lifes! and i can testify that i have done millions of them
                    نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                    «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                    صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                    • abadani69
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 21339

                      #11
                      yeah,we all make mistakes, so we can't be holy

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                      • Dokhtare_Malous
                        Member
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 1819

                        #12
                        i didn't mean holy as u never do mistakes i meant that every girl and guy are special in their own ways thats all. we can't be holy we have so many sin how could we. i guesss i just wrote it in wong way sorrrry about that
                        Last edited by Dokhtare_Malous; 02-12-2007, 08:52 PM.

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                        • donsaeid
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 28300

                          #13
                          i totaly agree! we are special in our ways! but always it is a common ground in every species! and as Girls are from venus they have a common caracters! which makes them girls! they all have something in common! and finding that and talking about that in a constructive way is something that can be good!
                          نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                          «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                          صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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                          • Dokhtare_Malous
                            Member
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 1819

                            #14
                            ya sure i agreee anyways sorrry ke eshtebahi neveshtamo chize digeeyeee gereftin sharmande

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                            • donsaeid
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 28300

                              #15
                              no need to say sorry! have a good day or night (depends on where you are )
                              نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


                              «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
                              صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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