Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara
With their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated"
Is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do
"Practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
And dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money
Is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic
Is called rush hour?
Why there isn't
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat
Those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle
For lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink
When it rains?
Why are they called apartments
When they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions,
While healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
But darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara
With their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated"
Is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do
"Practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
And dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money
Is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic
Is called rush hour?
Why there isn't
Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat
Those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle
For lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink
When it rains?
Why are they called apartments
When they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions,
While healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
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