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Smart Answers!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots hisfriend and kills him.
Wife says :

"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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[abadani69]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.



Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? ...

[Cop]

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the...

[Cop]

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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