Jokes From Iran

[missmop]

bar asase akharin bakhshnamey dadgostari, koskhol boodan jorm nist rahat bezendegit edame bede azizam!!!

[Dokhtar Bandari]

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished...

[Dokhtar Bandari]

An Iranian guy goes back to Iran after a long time...he hears everyone calling each other "khahar" va "baradar"...he asks his best friend: how come everyone calls each other "khahar" va "baradar"..his friends says...well you see about 30 years ago, yek Agha omad...

[Raiden]

Note:This thread is not to offend anyone. Its simply posted for humour.
(happy now parinaz?)

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god...

[abadani69]

سياست آمريكايي

يکي به پسرش مي گه مي خواهم برايت زن بگيرم. پسر مي گه نه حالا باشه …
ميگه : دختر بيل گيتسه ! نمي خواهي ؟ پسر لبخند ميزنه و ميگه : باشه!
بعد ميره پيش بيل گيتس و مي گه :دخترتو عروس نمي کني؟ مي گه نه !
ميگه : پسر من

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[Rasputin]

Comedian/actor Robin Williams refused to apologize Thursday for that he jokes about priests and pedophiles earlier this week on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" that has the Catholic Church "up in arms."

"They should have been up in arms basically after the...

[Dokhtare_Malous]

روزی مردی به سفر میرود و به محض ورود به اتاق هتل ، متوجه...

[abadani69]

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[persian_king]

1.Basijiane ardabil dar javabe sokhanane pop paye piade be samte vatikan be raah oftadand .

2.Be dalile sokhanane tohin amize pop be donyaye eslam az emroz vajeye mosighiye pop be mosighiye gole mohamadi taghir yaft.

3.dar peye tohine pop be moghadasat e mosalmanan,...

[abadani69]

تركه ميره گواهينامه پايه يك بگيره، ازش ميپرسن: لرزش پيستون از چيه؟ ميگه: از شل بودن سوتين

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رشتيه زنش رو برد پيش پزشك....

[abadani69]

*** به يه دونه شلوار لي مي گن: "ليوان ", به دو تا شلوار لي مي گن: "لي لي", به سه تا شلوار لي مي گن: "تريلي", به 4 تا مي گن: "چارلي", به 5 تا مي گن: "لي لي تو تريلي", به 6 تا مي گن:
"لي لي با چارلي",به

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[Parinaz_M]

بعد از بازي ايران مكزيك زن رشتيه مياد تو خيابون و داد مي زنه من خواهر ميرزاپورم من مادر داييم

[Parinaz_M]

يه تركه ميره بالاي پل عابر پياده ميگه خب من خر من نفهم آخه مگه شما اينجا رودخونه ميبينيد كه پل زديد

[Raiden]

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis...

[abadani69]

The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and...