The Old Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and...
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**Drunk Priest**
After Paddy had jumped a red light and smashed into another car, he dashed over to the other vehicle to discover that the driver was a priest.
"Good God, man," said the badly shaken priest, "you almost killed me!"
"I am really sorry for that,"... -
New Priest In Town
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed...Last edited by topboy89; 09-24-2005, 03:16 PM.
