Microsoft shuts down Santa for talking dirty

[Rasputin]

SEATTLE - Microsoft Corp. quickly shut down Santa Claus’ Web privileges after it found out the automated elf it created for kids to instant message with was talking naughty, not nice.

(MSNBC is a joint Microsoft - NBC Universal venture.)

Last year, Microsoft encouraged...

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Recipe Summary:

Preparation Time: 20 minutes

Number of Servings: 4

Cups of Fruits and Vegetables Per Person: 1.0

Ingredients:
2 lbs (8 small) nectarines, sliced
1 cup apple juice
1 cup cranberry cocktail juice
...

[Raiden]

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

So she took off her night...