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what do you do to a cuban riding a bike..............you jump him cuz its prob your bike
What do you do at a mexican yard sale..............go and get your stuff back
why are jewish peoples noses so big........because air is free
what the difference beeteween a pizza and a jew
a pizza doesnt scream in an oven
Bunch of kids in front of a Turk's house kept playing football, everytime he would go and wet the kids with the shilang/hose.
Anyway, one day he turns on the television, it's showing football, he gets the hose and wet's the television saying "Pedarsagaa, mageh nagoftam injaa football baazi nakonid."
how do u get 4 jews in a car
throw a quarter in the car
how do you get them out
tell them hitler is drivin
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What do you do at a mexican yard sale..............go and get your stuff back
why are jewish peoples noses so big........because air is free
what the difference beeteween a pizza and a jew
a pizza doesnt scream in an oven
Bunch of kids in front of a Turk's house kept playing football, everytime he would go and wet the kids with the shilang/hose.
Anyway, one day he turns on the television, it's showing football, he gets the hose and wet's the television saying "Pedarsagaa, mageh nagoftam injaa football baazi nakonid."
how do u get 4 jews in a car
throw a quarter in the car
how do you get them out
tell them hitler is drivin
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