Joke haye Nazanin

[Nazanin]

Hamine ke hast

[saba_s]

che khosh be haleshoone ina

be to che

[Cop]

che khosh be haleshoone ina

are vala hamino bego

[Nazanin]

* 1 rooz be torke migan khabare marge madare doosteto besh bede. Torke ham mire be doostesh mige "bebin Akbar, marg shotoriye ke dare khooneye hame mikhabe, valla alanam rooye naneye to khabide".


* Az 1 torke porsidan az kodoom kore oumadi? Goft az koreye KHAR



* Az 1 torke ke tou zendan bood porsidan chi shod ke zendan oftadi? Goft "valla ma 1 dokan dashtim. Khomeini shod emam ma ham axesho zadim oun bala, Bani-Sadr shod raees jomhoor, axe ounam zadim bala. 1 rooz 1 pasdar oumad goft axe oun ghoromsagho biyar paeen! Manam goftam kodoom ghoromsagh? Hamin shod ke ma ro gereftan".


* Torke keshavarze nemoone mishe. Miyan bash mosahebe mikonan miporsan raze movafaghiyate shoma chiye? Mige "besmellahe rahmane rahim PESHGEL".


* Be torke migan ba setiz jomle besaz, mige "the mobile set is off".


* Torke mire badan sazi ASB mishe

[saba_s]

[iman]

lo0o0ol bani sadre bahal bo0d

[Nazanin]

[Nazanin]

* 1 rooz Ghazanfar mige "valla man sar darnemiyaram chera vasate tabligha film mizaran"


* Be rashtiye migan harvaght az khoone miri biroon marda dare khoonat saf mikeshan, chera zaneto talagh nemidi? Mige "talagh bedam beram tahe saf?".


* 1 rooz Ghazanfar mire khastegari. Mamane dokhtare miporse "shoma khoone darid?", Ghazanfar mige "man ke na amma bacheha khoone khali daran".


* Sigariye mire lebas forooshi mige "bebakhshid, lebas nakhi darid?", forooshande mige "bale", sigariye mige "bizahmat 2 nakh bedin".


* Ghazanfar ro dashtan be jorme ghatle zanesh mohakeme mikardan. Dadsetan mige "sangdel! To vaghti dashti zaneto mikoshti nedaye vojdaneto nashnidi?!", Ghazanfar mige "na valla, baske in zan jigho dad mikard mage mizasht ma chizi beshnavim?!"


* 1 asheghi az tabagheye 100ome 1 sakhtemoon mipare paeen, be tabaghe 50hom ke mirese mige "khob alhamdollellah, ta injash ke be kheir gozasht".


* Arabe ba 2 ta khiyar dar dast mire tou 1 baghali mige "haj agha, khiyar shoor dari?", baghaliye mige "bale", arabe mige "pa wolek bizahmat ee 2 ta khiyaram beshoor".

[Cop]

lol merci farnazooooo ba inke aghlabeshon tekrari bodan lol (nazania :P )

[Nazanin]

Cop, 1 bar dige in harfo bezani reply hato pak mikonam

[Cop]

to ghalat kardi ba angoshtet o mouset :P

[saba_s]

[Nazanin]

* Ghazanfar dashte porteghal poost mikande, ba khodesh mige "khoda kone toosh moz bashe!"


* Ghazanfar mire carwash, besh migan pas koo mashinet? Mige "masir nazdik bood piyade oumadam".


* Ghazanfar mire sare yakhchal, dare yakhchalo baz mikone gele (jello) tekoon mikhore o milarze, mige "natars, natars, ba to kari nadaram, mikham panir bardaram".


* 1 rooz Ghazanfar dashte asb savari mikarde, asbe ham lokht boode & hichi ham nadashte ke in khodesho behesh begire & hamash sor mikhorde o miyoftade tarafe dombe asbe. Yek dafe ke miyofte tahe badane asbe daad mizane "ahay Asghar jan, 1 asbe dige bardar biyar, in asbe tamoom shod!"


* 1 bar 1 esfahaniye dashte ba khoonevadash az jeloye 1 restaurant rad mishode, yeho booye khoobe ghaza ro ehsas mikonan. Be bachehash mige "age bachehaye khoobi bashin 1 dafe dige ham az inja radetoon mikonam".


* Ghazanfar madaresho gom mikone mire pishe police mige "agha shoma 1 khanoomi nadidi man bahash nabasham?".


* 1 rooz 1 esfahaniye ye 25 tomani ro tou dastesh hey feshar midade ke dastesh aragh mikone, bad dastesho baz mikone be 25 tomaniye mige "age ta farda ham gerye koni kharjet nemikonam".

[Cop]

lol mercoooooo bahal bodan

[IQ]

lol