Joke haye Nazanin

[Rasputin]

hahahaha...very cool and nice joke's,thx Nazanin

[IQ]

did you type all that or copy paste az site dige kalak.

[Nazanin]

Hame ro ba dastaye pine bastam type kardam


Na vali bishookhi hame ro khodam type kardam

[IQ]

ok pas khodaa shafaat bede in hame. you must've really enjoyed these jokes ke enghadr vaght gozaashti.

[Nazanin]

Gozashtam haalesho bebarin dige

[Rasputin]

ghashangeh jokhayeh farnaz.dastet dard nakoneh.

[Nazanin]

Khahesh

[Rasputin]

yek joke jadid begu farnaz .

[Nazanin]

Hala 3shanbe az sare kar say mikonam baz joke benevisam
2shanbe ke tatilim, emrooz o farda ham fek nakonam hosele konam

[Rasputin]

Nazanin hmm, az sareh kar inja minevisi ?

[Nazanin]

Are roozaye hafte ke mano mibini daem too forum hastam az sare kar miyam

[Rasputin]

Nazanin ufff,u r lucky,yani beh nazaret ,manam ye duneh laptop vardaram va az plane ,varedeh inja besham? hehehe

[Nazanin]

loooool na, shoma khahesh mikonam ziyadi ehsasati nashin. Yek alame adam jooneshoono daste shoma mizaran ke safe & sound beresoonideshoon be destinationeshoon, hamin moonde ke distracted ham beshin

[Rasputin]

hahaha,nazanin goftam shayad shoma ejazeh bedin va besheh keh manam az sareh kar varedeh inja besham -

[Nazanin]

* 1 dafe ye abadaniye too biyaboon gom mishe & dashte az teshnegi mimorde. Kholase hey migofte "aab, aab, aab". Ye dafe mirese be ye cheshme, dastasho mizane too aab, mikeshe be moohash mige "akheysh, wolek tipe mooham kharab shode bood dashtom momordoma!".

* Ghazanfar bachash kar o laal bood gozashte boodesh roo vibrator

* Ghazanfar tooye ghore keshiye bank sherkat mikone barash 6 mah zendan darmiyad

* Az Ghazanfar miporsan "chera zire cheshet kaboode?", mige "jane man? dard ham mikone?".

* Ghazanfar ba yeki davash mishe ye chak mikhaboone zire gooshe taraf. Taraf ham kheili gheyrati mishe o mige "ya 5 tan!", bad Ghazanfar ro boland mikone mikoobe zamin. Ghazanfar pa mishe mige "in kheili naamardiye! 6 nafar be 1 nafar?!".

* Ghazanfar mishine too taxi, ranande besh mige "dadash, dastet laaye dar gir nakone". Ghazanfar ham miyad akhare maraam bezare mige "dadash, saret laaye dar gir nakone".

* Be Ghazanfar migan ba pizza jomle besaz. Mige "nahar pizza khordam". Migan pas baghiyash koo? Mige "too yakhchale".

* Ghazanfar ba zanesh davash shode boode & baham harf nemizadan. Shab ke miyad bekhabe mibine nazesh ye yad-dasht neveshte mano saate 6 bidar kon. Fardash zanesh saate 10 az khab bidar mishe mibine Ghazanfar ye yad-dasht gozashte neveshte "pa sho saat 6 e" .