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qazvini-ye mire doctor, ke a'qa'ye doctor in fola'n-e ma' ye ira'di da'reh..
doctor migeh: "cetor mageh?".
qazvini-ye migeh: "va'lla'h hamaw in var unvar mireh; ba'la', pa'in, cap o ra'st. ye ja' band nemiwe!"
doctor migeh xob walva'reto dar a'r bebinam.
ta' walva'rewo dar miya'reh.. doctoreh mizaneh pass-e gardanew, ke martike xob walva'ret ro bar aks poowidi... in moa'melat ham buye kun wenideh, kala'fe wode, band nemiwe!

[FATOURAEE]

yeh ba'r doxtare pa'dewa'h warte ezdeva'j ba' xa'stega'ra'naw ra' razmidane ba' yek wire jangi tayin kardeh bud. har ruz wir ra' dar qafas mia'vardand bar sare meyda'n, vali kasi jorate moqa'beleh ba' wir ra' nada'wt. yek ba'r ham keh yek dalire rawtestani! hazer be moqa'beleh ba' wir wod, loqmehe carbi biw nagawt. ta yek ruz "torki" az a'nja migozawt porsid: adah, na manna di (jaryan cieh)? yeki be zaba'ne Bilmazi baraw tozih da'd keh har kas tunest un wir ro bekoweh mituneh in doxtare xowgel ro bekoneh!. a'qa' ha'zer wod o raft tu qafase wir, mardom didand keh gard o qoba'ri az qafase wir barxa'st, na wir peyda' bud o na "tork"!. ba'la'xareh!, pas az moddati ke gard o qoba'r newast, mardom didand keh wir guwehyi kez kardeh o newasteh va "torke" qayyur ham da'reh dare qafas ra ba'z mikoneh keh bia'd birun. hameh hojum a'vardand keh zemne arze tabrik, juya'ye warhe vaqeea gardand. A'qa', "torkeh" umad birun, gard o xa'ke leba'sa'wo takund o goft: adah, ino keh kardamew, hala kio ba'yad bekowam!

[FATOURAEE]

yeh ba'r yeh heza'rpa' ba' duste doxtareh qara're mola'qa't da'wtand. pas az sa'ati taxir heza'rpa' mireh sar qara'r. duste doxtarew asaba'ni migeh:
ta ha'la' koja' budi man yeh sa'ateh inja' montazeram?
heza'rpa': xub da'wtam bande kafwamo mibastam, yeh xordeh dir wod.

[FATOURAEE]

yek ba'r yek turke mire new york. vaqti be sa'xtema'ne empire state mirese woru mikone bah bah o cah cah kardan. migan cera' bah bah cah cah mikoni. mige bena'zam be un amale ke tuneste a'joro ta un ba'la' part kone.

[FATOURAEE]

yek ba'r yek kewiw docarxeaw ra' peida' nemikard. raft piwe yek (rabi) ke komakew kone docarxeaw ra' peyda' kone. rabi behew goft, agar to dah farman ra' az aval ta a'xar bexooni, docarxat ra' peida' mikoni. kewiwe goft dah farma'n be docarxe cika'r da're. rabi goft to bexoon ka'rit naba'we. kewiwe woru kard xundan, qatl nakon, dozdi nakon, waha'date doruq nade, zena nakon, ta resid be zena nakon kewiwe goft, a'ha' ha'la' ya'dam umad docarxeam ra' koja' ja' goza'wtam.

[FATOURAEE]

zama'ni ke toxme morqe a'mrika'yi dunehyi panjza'r (5 ria'l) va toxme morqe Ira'ni dunehyi sezar (3 ria'l) bud: morqe A'mrikayieh be ira'nieh: bero ba'ba', woma' toxma'ye kuculu miza'rid, dunehyi seza'r biwtar foruw nemireh vali toxmaye ma' dunehyi panjzar qeymateweh.
morqe Ira'nieh dar java'b: ma' kune xodemuno bara'y doza'r pa'reh nemikonim.

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