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  • indian_blues
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #1

    Joke

    Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.

    The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said,

    "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!"

    The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.

    The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,

    "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!"

    The couple fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time

    I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added,

    "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,

    "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!"
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


  • baba jun
    Member
    • May 2006
    • 242

    #2
    Indian jun are you sure, that this is a joke ?

    ageh mosalmune migoft, why don't you just go to brothels? there you'll find only bastards like you two ! jokesh behtar nabud?

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    • indian_blues
      Member
      • Aug 2006
      • 1893

      #3
      is't offending?
      “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

      If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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      • baba jun
        Member
        • May 2006
        • 242

        #4
        i know, it is in some way and i'd like to apologize but the two men definitley deserve it

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