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    The 8's

    What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

    At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

    At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

    At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!


    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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