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An Italian man goes to US, and when he returns he tells his wife how his first day in US was:
- In the morning I went to hotel resturante! I orderes to (2) pis.s (piece) of toast, the waitre brought me one, so I said I want to pis.s! ( 2 piece) the waitre said no go to the washroom, I said I want to pis.s on my plate and the waitre said not here you son of a Bit.ch!
-for launch I went to another resturante, the was spoon and knife on my table but no fu.ck (fork) so I said to the waitress I want fu.ck( fork) and she said every one wants fu.ck, but I said I want fu.ck on the table and the waitre said you can't do that you son of a bit.ch.
- at night returned to my room, there was no shi.t ( bed sheat) on my bed, so I called the manager and said I want shi.t ( sheat) , the manager said go to washroom, I said I want shi.t ( sheat) on my bed, and the manager said not there you son of bit.ch.
SO my wife americans are wierd people I won't go back ever again!
- In the morning I went to hotel resturante! I orderes to (2) pis.s (piece) of toast, the waitre brought me one, so I said I want to pis.s! ( 2 piece) the waitre said no go to the washroom, I said I want to pis.s on my plate and the waitre said not here you son of a Bit.ch!
-for launch I went to another resturante, the was spoon and knife on my table but no fu.ck (fork) so I said to the waitress I want fu.ck( fork) and she said every one wants fu.ck, but I said I want fu.ck on the table and the waitre said you can't do that you son of a bit.ch.
- at night returned to my room, there was no shi.t ( bed sheat) on my bed, so I called the manager and said I want shi.t ( sheat) , the manager said go to washroom, I said I want shi.t ( sheat) on my bed, and the manager said not there you son of bit.ch.
SO my wife americans are wierd people I won't go back ever again!
Are you two gay or what?1
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