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  • Dokhtar Bandari
    Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 1099

    #1

    Jesus

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH :
    HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
    HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB
    HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
    HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS
    HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
    HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    HE TALKED WITH HIS H! ANDS
    HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
    HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
    HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER
    HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS
    NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM

    THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
    HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
    HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
    HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION

    AND FINALLY,
    THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN :
    HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
    HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33
    HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN,
    AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD

    I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
    I would be pure, for there are those who care;
    I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
    I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
    I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
    I would be giving and forget the gift;
    I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
    I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
    Howard Walter
  • indian_blues
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 1893

    #2
    he is god damn Iranian ... LOL
    “I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.”

    If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton


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    • Dokhtar Bandari
      Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 1099

      #3
      Originally posted by indian_blues View Post
      he is god damn Iranian ... LOL
      LOL..glad to see you identify with that...LOL
      I would be true, for there are those who trust me;
      I would be pure, for there are those who care;
      I would be strong, for there is much to suffer;
      I would be brave, for there is much to dare.
      I would be friend of all—the foe—the friendless;
      I would be giving and forget the gift;
      I would be humble, for I know my weakness;
      I would look up and laugh—and love—and lift.
      Howard Walter

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      • Parinaz_M
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2003
        • 19964

        #4
        loooool







        God made Coke,
        God made Pepsi,
        God made Persian girls so DAMN SEXY!!!

        ~Zende Bad Iran Va Irani~

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