40 clues to recognize you are an "IROONI"

[Mazandaran]

Whatch ya talking about Willis?
Iranians are Persians, Turks, Lors, Arabs, Kurds, Rossie and so on so forth, all collectively are Iranians if they were born or live in Iran. That is the beauty of our country. Now if you are from the Shiraz Region then you are Persian, you don't have to live there just a family legacy will do. Now you did spell Eran correctly and for that you get a biest..lol

boro Maz Jorbani ro nega kon [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuC_qXwOGpc"]YouTube - Maz Jobrani: Persians vs. Arabs[/ame]

[Dokhtar Bandari]

eranian dont even say we are eranian, eranian say we are pershiaan!!! meow!!!

Whatch ya talking about Willis?
Iranians are Persians, Turks, Lors, Arabs, Kurds, Rossie and so on so forth, all collectively are Iranians if they were born or live in Iran. That is the beauty of our country. Now if you are from the Shiraz Region then you are Persian, you don't have to live there just a family legacy will do. Now you did spell Eran correctly and for that you get a biest..lol

[Mazandaran]

eranian dont even say we are eranian, eranian say we are pershiaan!!! meow!!!

[Dokhtar Bandari]

If you leave your house at the exact time that the event you're going to is supposed to start, no matter how far you live from the place. (USUALLY KNOWN AS *PST*: Persian Standard Time)
If you talk with your friends on your cell phone while you are still able to see them in the distance.
If you have Thanksgiving dinner with "berenj"(RICE), and "khoresht."(STEW) *
If your mother fishes for compliments after the dinner, proclaiming to everyone that the "berenj"(RICE) and "khoresht"(STEW) needed more "namak."(SALT) *(ONLY APPLIES TO THE MOTHERS WHO COOK, SOME MOTHERS HAVE THEIR MAIDES COOK FOR THEM AFTER THEY HAVE TAUGHT THEM HOW)*
If after a family meal, there is a fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and play cards, waiting for their tea.
If you are so anxious to watch the Iranian show on Sundays, you are willing to sit through 5 minutes of Korean game shows so you don't miss the beginning. (THIS ONLY APPLIES TO THE ADULTS)
If you call everyone you know as soon as there is an American nightly news show doing a story about Iran or someone from Iran.
If you have your own "beeziness"(BUSINESS) yet you have never seen a 1040 tax form.
If you have your own "beeziness"(BUSINESS) yet you are a "doaktor"(DOCTOR), or a "mohandess".
If you come to this country every few months to pick up your social security checks yet you don’t speak a word of English, and you have never actually worked in this country.
If your child is "Shagerd-eh avall"(#1 STUDENT) in his school.
(This applies only to the boys. The girls know that they are going to get married and live off of their husband’s money, no matter how old he may be, as long as he can buy her Gucci products.)
If you spend your life savings on a BMW, a Mercedes Benz, or any other expensive car just so you can seem rich to other Persians. If you study at UCI (University of Cherah Injah-hastam) (UNIVERSITY OF WHY AM I HERE) and you complain to your friends in Farsi about how the Asians never speak English.
khodam migam khodam mikhandam

[gg666]

2 more about Iranians:

- If you dont have a Business, yet have a Business Card.
- or if you see a girl wearing underwear under her Bikini!( For sure she's Iranian)

[Khorsheed]

40- If you finish this Email and think "That was right, All Iranian are like this. and repeat to yourself: "Shokre khoda man yeki injori nistam"

LOL

[maryam9]

i am feram united estat

[Dokhtar Bandari]

LOL Parinaz... you got the accent down perfectly.

[Parinaz_M]

vaat eeez deees? (what is this)
iranianzzz dont do dees stuff you know

22- When they ask, "where are you from?" you reply, Italy!!, yet have a "tasbeeh" in your hands.


mee, no me no iranian, me eez from the belly batten of Paariiiiiiissss. vaat??? you don't beeeleeev me??? don't look left left at me!!!!

[setarehjoon]

23- Have Spaghetti with yoghourt using spoon and fight over its Tahdeeg.

ooopps busted!

[Mazandaran]

hahaha but nobody can make kebab batter than us.

[davidel]

Haaa Haaa
8- If your favorite drink is Vodka
9- If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head

[abadani69]

non iranian?you mean indian?looooool. as dokhtar bandari said, his heart isn Iranian

I know youre joking, but dont say things like that... If a non-iranian were to read that they would think low of Iranians. For example, ages ago while other civilisations were in the dark ages, the persians were ahead of their time.

[maryam9]

too dehate shoma shiraz kheilyha az in kara mikonan

I know youre joking, but dont say things like that... If a non-iranian were to read that they would think low of Iranians. For example, ages ago while other civilisations were in the dark ages, the persians were ahead of their time.

[Dokhtar Bandari]

LOL...LOL...LOL. Abadani bulls eye...good one,funny.