Why I never go to a 5 Satr Hotel:
Question: "What would you like to have Sir ...
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylontea , Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ? "
Answer : " Ceylontea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um , I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non- flavored ? "
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank You. "
Question: "What would you like to have Sir ...
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylontea , Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ? "
Answer : " Ceylontea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um , I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non- flavored ? "
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank You. "


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