Women! funny and true :)

[djTapesh]

Women ......
At age 4, success is........not peeing in your pants
At age 12, success is.......having friends
At age 15, success is.......having a drivers license
At age 20, success is.......having sex
At age 35, success is.......making money
At age 60, success is.......having sex
At age 70, success is.......having friends
At age 75, success is.......having a drivers license
At age 80, success is.......not peeing in your pants

What's the difference between women at the ages
of 8,18,28,38,48 and 58?

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story then take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.

[Anonymous]

and for men what is the analogy, for men i think you all will say at every age, going to bed is the only goal..but cute joke reza..

[Timsar]

ya i like to go to bed and sleep that's what i like and take a sleeping pill evertime i wake up... and play computer game all the day long in my bed,,,,,,, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that would be so nice,,,, :P

[Nazanin]

loooooooool Rez, to az in kara ham balad boodi o ma nemitoonestim looti?
Vali jaleb bood hihihi

[ToXiC]

farnaz wali na vali

[Nazanin]

farnaz wali na vali

Huh?? Wali?? Baba toee keh ALMANI minevisi vaseh man, vayla baghiye jahayeh donya V minevisan abji

[ToXiC]

almani?
man key almani neweshtam?

[Nazanin]

loooool irani haee keh Germany, NL o az in harfa zendegi mikonan V ro W minevisan abji.
bad to ham chon oun tarafa ziyad miri type kardanet lahjeh gerefteh

[ToXiC]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ lahje gerefte

[Nazanin]

Vallah

[ToXiC]