maryam & the kebab shop

[maryam9]

i guess this fits into the Jokes section at Tapesh

after ordering some chips at a kebab shop, the turkish man made ventilation holes in my box of chips

LOL

btw, its a true story... it happened to me a couple of weeks ago

[indian_blues]

maybe misunderstanding?

[DokhtarIrooni]

in kojash khande dare?

[abadani69]

daghighan, man chish bekhandam? i am gonna delete this thread age nayay dorost manzooreto befahmooni shirazziiiiiiii

[csite]

in kojash khande dare?

its not her fault women dont have a sense of humor

[maryam9]

mamoolan vakhty az biroon chips mikhary, mage nemizaran barat too yey ghoti ke "lid" dareh? Age mikham ke chipsaa khonok beshan, saresh ra vaaz mikonam... (digge laazem nist ke ba kaard ghoti ra sooraakh bekoneh)

[csite]

mamoolan vakhty az biroon chips mikhary, mage nemizaran barat too yey ghoti ke "lid" dareh? Age mikham ke chipsaa khonok beshan, saresh ra vaaz mikonam... (digge laazem nist ke ba kaard ghoti ra sooraakh bekoneh)

rofl, maryam khanoom, ur just making this worse for yourself, the un-funny-ness of the joke is actually quite amusing.

[abadani69]

chips you mean FRENCH FRIES? what you talking about shiraziiiie bimazeee?

[DokhtarIrooni]

toro khoda ino be kesi digei nagoo

[abadani69]

ino bayad move bedam too threade khatereha

[maryam9]

ino bayad move bedam too threade khatereha

....

[maryam9]

The Silent Treatment (predictable outcome!)


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the 'silent treatment'. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'

He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Conclusion: men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Wife Vs Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

Words


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

She responded, 'the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.'

The husband turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

Creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded,

'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Who Does What

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

Wife: 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

Husband: 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife: 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'


Husband : 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and pointed him to the index: 'HEBREWS'

[SALTY]

OK Boys and girls, yet again i am here to clarify everything for all yous(the s in yous indicating Bronx,Queens and Brooklyn accent). The reason the Turish man put holes in your fries or chips as it called in limeytown is so they dont become soggy and stay crisp!
So there you have it the peoblem solved.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!