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1. Can you speak English?
2. Can you sort me out with a greencard to England (yeah, I know!)
3. Do you go to English school or Iranian school
4. Are the swimming pools mixed? They are??? SHIT!!!!
5. Are the girls easy?
6. Are the girls all virgins before marriage?
7. Have you ever been to a whore house?
8. Do they fall in love in the West?
9. How do survive without Iranian food in the West?
10. Are you treated like Afghans in the West?
11. Are they Shia or Sunni in London? (No seriously some dickhead asked me this question)
12. Do all black people in the West have Aids?
13. I've heard getting into university in the West is easy, is that true?
14. How long does it take to get to London/Paris/Hamburg by plane?
15. Do you live in London or in the outs***ts, so really, do you really live in London, oh come on, tell me the truth, do you live in London?
16. Which Iranian singers have you seen?
17. What do they think of Khomeini?
18. Will you marry an Iranian person?
19. Have you f-ed a blond?
20. What happened to that Iranian guy who dressed up as Haji Feerooz in Brixton/High Street Kensington/Bronx? (you get the picture).
21. This is kabob, have you had it before?
22. WHAT? What do you mean you don't like Metallica?????????
23. Do all Iranians drive BMWs and Mercs?
24. Do you like Modern Talking? Scooter? Alex? (for God's sake, we're NOT F-ING GERMAN-IRANIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
25. Can you translate this manual book on how to make a F-16 factory?
26. Can you sit my English exam?
27. Do you have namakis?
28. When is Reza Pahlavi returning?
29. Do you know how much shit we went through during the Iran-Iraq war?
30. Why do speak Persian with that funny accent?
2. Can you sort me out with a greencard to England (yeah, I know!)
3. Do you go to English school or Iranian school
4. Are the swimming pools mixed? They are??? SHIT!!!!
5. Are the girls easy?
6. Are the girls all virgins before marriage?
7. Have you ever been to a whore house?
8. Do they fall in love in the West?
9. How do survive without Iranian food in the West?
10. Are you treated like Afghans in the West?
11. Are they Shia or Sunni in London? (No seriously some dickhead asked me this question)
12. Do all black people in the West have Aids?
13. I've heard getting into university in the West is easy, is that true?
14. How long does it take to get to London/Paris/Hamburg by plane?
15. Do you live in London or in the outs***ts, so really, do you really live in London, oh come on, tell me the truth, do you live in London?
16. Which Iranian singers have you seen?
17. What do they think of Khomeini?
18. Will you marry an Iranian person?
19. Have you f-ed a blond?
20. What happened to that Iranian guy who dressed up as Haji Feerooz in Brixton/High Street Kensington/Bronx? (you get the picture).
21. This is kabob, have you had it before?
22. WHAT? What do you mean you don't like Metallica?????????
23. Do all Iranians drive BMWs and Mercs?
24. Do you like Modern Talking? Scooter? Alex? (for God's sake, we're NOT F-ING GERMAN-IRANIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
25. Can you translate this manual book on how to make a F-16 factory?
26. Can you sit my English exam?
27. Do you have namakis?
28. When is Reza Pahlavi returning?
29. Do you know how much shit we went through during the Iran-Iraq war?
30. Why do speak Persian with that funny accent?
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