Joke

[ali_shad]

An American and an Iranian board a plane to LAX.
Iranian sits next to American.
American asks: What kind of "ian" are you?
- What?
- I said What kind of "ian" are you?
- I don't understand your question.
- Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian?
- Oh! I am Iranian.
2 hours passed without a word.
Iranian asks: What kind of "key" are you?
- What?
- Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?

[ali_shad]

Once they asked a Rashti woman that "after sex, do you talk to your housband?
She says: if I get free time, I call him.

[ali_shad]

man ke khodam az khandeh mordam. shoma chi??????????

[ali_shad]

engar man eshtebah toye Persian jokes dadam. sorry about that.

[Cop]

i moved to the english jokes section

they were funny thanks ali khan

[horiyeh]

hhahhaha i liked da first one!! tanx ali

[green_president2004]

the second one was funny

[me_89]

hi i know one yeh rooz yeh torkemire maghaze ke nooshabeh bekhare baad maghazedareh azash miporse fanta mikhay ya kola baad torkemige yakola

another one
ye rooz ye maghze miofteh donbale yeh torke mige begoo mano kam dari begoo

[ali_shad]

you're welcome

hhahhaha i liked da first one!! tanx ali

[ali_shad]

Thanks

the second one was funny

[ali_shad]

Thanks Cop joon

i moved to the english jokes section

they were funny thanks ali khan

[ali_shad]

A Qazvini goes to the drugstore in tehran and asks for two capoots
seller says , all names have been changed, for example computer is rayaneh,
Qazvini asks then what is capoot ?
seller says it is gayaneh.

[ali_shad]

[ali_shad]

A Quazvini who was carpenter was working with his son, suddenly the electric saw breaks and chops his ear off, after a few minutes searching his son founds an ear and says to his dad, is this your ear?
Quazvini looks at the ear and says no, mine had a pencil on it.

[ali_shad]

A persian guy goes to the u.s.a immigration office because he wants to come to america.
The supervisor tells him that he will give him the visa if he makes a sentence up with the colors yellow,pink,and green.
The persian guy says: ok(in a persian accent), "the telephone go greeng, greeng. i pink up the e phone and i say yellooooo."