The bride tells her husband (18+)

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  • Rasputin
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2005
    • 63906

    #1

    The bride tells her husband (18+)

    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
    OKAY!

    iran
  • donsaeid
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 28300

    #2
    hahahaha... lol...
    نه غزه نه لبنان جانم فدای ایران


    «در زندگی زخم*هايی هست که مثل خوره روح را آهسته در انزوا می*خورد و می*تراشد.»
    صادق هدايت؛ بوف کور

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    • jjbb
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2005
      • 8813

      #3
      gashang bood kheili khandidam......................

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      • kiankool32
        Member
        • Dec 2005
        • 575

        #4
        gooood oon
        redwine

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        • Snow
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4327

          #5
          loooooooool that was funny, thx RedWine jan
          Fingili

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          • nikania
            Member
            • Jan 2006
            • 512

            #6
            KHeily ba namak bood

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            • mahsaak
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 4933

              #7
              eyyyyyyyoooooooooppppppppppp, giggle



              MAHSA














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              • hashka
                Member
                • Jun 2006
                • 252

                #8
                MuHahhxahHXHAhhXHhhHXhxaxaxHHxahhaxhaxhahxHAHhxahh

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