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Types of Girls
1. GOLD DIGGER
Advantages:
A. Always looks good
B. Will give up the booty when you're spending cash
Disadvantages:
A. Will ONLY give up the booty when you're spending cash
B. Wil leave you for the next sucker who has more cash-flow
2. HOOCHIE
Advantages:
A. Always down to give up the booty
B. Looks good to all your friends, which boosts your ego
Disadvantages
A. Probably has slept with all of your friends or, eventually will.
3. CHICKEN HEAD
Advantages
A. Down for "what-eva"
B. Booty-call material
C. Will believe most of what you say, and doesn't care about the truth
D. Has your back in most situations and will bust-a-cap, if needed.
Disadvantages
A. Will bust a cap in YO ***, if need be
B. Ghetto as hell
C. Comes with MAD drama included
4. Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem ready for a relationship too
B. Usually looks good every time you see her
Disadvantages
A. Really looking for a husband
B. Will leave you if you start acting like you don't want to get married, or can't say exactly when you will be ready
C. Will bug the hell out of you until you either commit, or leave her
5. EX-GIRLFRIEND
Advantages
A. You can always go back to hit it again if you throw her a few lines that make it seem that there's a slight possibility that you two may be getting back together.
B. She looks even better now that you are not with her
Disadvantages
A. She looks better now that you are not with her
B. She has caused you major drama
6. YOUR BABY MOMMA
Advantages
A. See advantages for ex-girlfriend
Disadvantages
A. See disadvantages for ex-girlfriend
B. She's hitting you up for child support
7. Ms. "I' m lookin for a daddy for my kids" AKA "Someone else's BabyMomma"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem like a good prospect for the job
B. Will do almost anything to get some help with her kid's
Disadvantages
A. See Ms. "I'm lookin for a relationship"
B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that you might stay if she has your child, which is the same illlogic that got her caught up in the first place.
8. Ms. "I don't NEED a man because I have my own shit"
Advantages
A. She has her own shit
B. All she really needs from you is one thing
Disadvantages
A. She reminds you every chance she gets that she doesn't need you until you get tired of hearing it and leave
9. "The Perfect Woman"
Advantages
A. Cooks
B. Cleans
C. Looks great
D. Sexes you up
E. Doesn't ask where you've been
F. Doesn't ask for much
G. Carters to your every need
Disadvantages
A. Is usually a Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship" or,Ms. "I'm looking for a daddy for my kids" in disguise
B. Everything will change once you make a commitment, especially if you marry her.
10. THE ALMOST PERFECT WOMAN
Advantages
A. Looks great, doesn't ask where you've been, or any other questions
Disadvantages
A. She's probably sleeping with someone you know
11. Ms. "I'm waiting on God to send me the perfect man, and, even though I'm in the club tonight, I'll be in church tomorrow"*
Advantages
A. May bring some morality to the relationship
Disadvantages
A. The morality only applies when it's appropriate for her to make a point, or it's to her advantage
12. DICK TEASER
Advantages
A. Will give it up on the dance floor
B. Usually looks pretty good
C. You can always tell your friends that you've hit it and they will believe you
Disadvantages
A. she'll let everyone else hit it but you...or at least, that's what they've told you.
13. Ms. "Best Friend"
Advantages
A. Someone who finally understands you
B. You genuinely find her fun, interesting and intelligent
Disadvantages
A. You will always be attracted to her, but don't want to **** it up by making a move.
B. Can turn out to be a Tease and you'll eventually make the move.
14. Ms. "Trick-***-Bitch"*
Advantages
A. None
Disadvantages
A. See disadvantages for Gold-digger, Hoochie, Chickenhead, or BabyMomma
*Note-was considered your girl, until you realize, you got PLAYED.*
15. STRONG BLACK WOMAN
Advantages
A. Same advantages as Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own shit", but hasn't had a man in a while so it's easier for you to hit it, and run.
Disadvantages
A. Same disadvantages as Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own shit"
B. Will test your nuts once and a while, which may land you in some domestic violence classes.
16. Ms. "I got screwed over in my last relationship so I'm going to take the shit out on you"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty to show her ex that she has moved on.
Disadvantages
A. Takes all the s... out on you, meaning she doesn't trust you,always thinks you're cheating, and becomes needy once she believes you really are different.
17. Ms. "I'm one of the guys"
Advantages
A. Likes sports
B. Low-maintenance
Disadvantages
A. Wants to hang with you, when you want to hang with JUST the guys.
B. May beat you at competitive sports.
C. You might wanna do a d... check before you try to hit it.
Advantages:
A. Always looks good
B. Will give up the booty when you're spending cash
Disadvantages:
A. Will ONLY give up the booty when you're spending cash
B. Wil leave you for the next sucker who has more cash-flow
2. HOOCHIE
Advantages:
A. Always down to give up the booty
B. Looks good to all your friends, which boosts your ego
Disadvantages
A. Probably has slept with all of your friends or, eventually will.
3. CHICKEN HEAD
Advantages
A. Down for "what-eva"
B. Booty-call material
C. Will believe most of what you say, and doesn't care about the truth
D. Has your back in most situations and will bust-a-cap, if needed.
Disadvantages
A. Will bust a cap in YO ***, if need be
B. Ghetto as hell
C. Comes with MAD drama included
4. Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem ready for a relationship too
B. Usually looks good every time you see her
Disadvantages
A. Really looking for a husband
B. Will leave you if you start acting like you don't want to get married, or can't say exactly when you will be ready
C. Will bug the hell out of you until you either commit, or leave her
5. EX-GIRLFRIEND
Advantages
A. You can always go back to hit it again if you throw her a few lines that make it seem that there's a slight possibility that you two may be getting back together.
B. She looks even better now that you are not with her
Disadvantages
A. She looks better now that you are not with her
B. She has caused you major drama
6. YOUR BABY MOMMA
Advantages
A. See advantages for ex-girlfriend
Disadvantages
A. See disadvantages for ex-girlfriend
B. She's hitting you up for child support
7. Ms. "I' m lookin for a daddy for my kids" AKA "Someone else's BabyMomma"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty as long as you seem like a good prospect for the job
B. Will do almost anything to get some help with her kid's
Disadvantages
A. See Ms. "I'm lookin for a relationship"
B. Might get pregnant for you too, thinking that you might stay if she has your child, which is the same illlogic that got her caught up in the first place.
8. Ms. "I don't NEED a man because I have my own shit"
Advantages
A. She has her own shit
B. All she really needs from you is one thing
Disadvantages
A. She reminds you every chance she gets that she doesn't need you until you get tired of hearing it and leave
9. "The Perfect Woman"
Advantages
A. Cooks
B. Cleans
C. Looks great
D. Sexes you up
E. Doesn't ask where you've been
F. Doesn't ask for much
G. Carters to your every need
Disadvantages
A. Is usually a Ms. "I'm looking for a relationship" or,Ms. "I'm looking for a daddy for my kids" in disguise
B. Everything will change once you make a commitment, especially if you marry her.
10. THE ALMOST PERFECT WOMAN
Advantages
A. Looks great, doesn't ask where you've been, or any other questions
Disadvantages
A. She's probably sleeping with someone you know
11. Ms. "I'm waiting on God to send me the perfect man, and, even though I'm in the club tonight, I'll be in church tomorrow"*
Advantages
A. May bring some morality to the relationship
Disadvantages
A. The morality only applies when it's appropriate for her to make a point, or it's to her advantage
12. DICK TEASER
Advantages
A. Will give it up on the dance floor
B. Usually looks pretty good
C. You can always tell your friends that you've hit it and they will believe you
Disadvantages
A. she'll let everyone else hit it but you...or at least, that's what they've told you.
13. Ms. "Best Friend"
Advantages
A. Someone who finally understands you
B. You genuinely find her fun, interesting and intelligent
Disadvantages
A. You will always be attracted to her, but don't want to **** it up by making a move.
B. Can turn out to be a Tease and you'll eventually make the move.
14. Ms. "Trick-***-Bitch"*
Advantages
A. None
Disadvantages
A. See disadvantages for Gold-digger, Hoochie, Chickenhead, or BabyMomma
*Note-was considered your girl, until you realize, you got PLAYED.*
15. STRONG BLACK WOMAN
Advantages
A. Same advantages as Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own shit", but hasn't had a man in a while so it's easier for you to hit it, and run.
Disadvantages
A. Same disadvantages as Ms. "I don't need a man because I have my own shit"
B. Will test your nuts once and a while, which may land you in some domestic violence classes.
16. Ms. "I got screwed over in my last relationship so I'm going to take the shit out on you"
Advantages
A. Will give up the booty to show her ex that she has moved on.
Disadvantages
A. Takes all the s... out on you, meaning she doesn't trust you,always thinks you're cheating, and becomes needy once she believes you really are different.
17. Ms. "I'm one of the guys"
Advantages
A. Likes sports
B. Low-maintenance
Disadvantages
A. Wants to hang with you, when you want to hang with JUST the guys.
B. May beat you at competitive sports.
C. You might wanna do a d... check before you try to hit it.
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